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Micro Crocheted Wearable Fiber Art Hairpin 'The Cure' A Tiny Crocheted Luscious Miniature Full English Cooked Breakfast To Wear In Your Hair

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Wearing your breakfast in your hair CAN be a good thing!!!
Show your love for a proper full english with this extreme micro version

Everybody knows a cooked breakfast is the perfect hangover cure,
I decided to show my appreciation for this hero by crocheting a tiny tribute to it.
If you prefer a different mix for your perfect brekkie and would like it recreated in miniature then just hit the custom order button.

This one of a kind, slightly bonkers hair accessory features;
2 tiny sausages, a tiny fried egg, tiny toast, 2 rashers of tiny streaky bacon and half a tiny tomato complete with super-tiny seeds, all on a tiny plate
(plate is just over an inch/3cm wide).

all painstakingly micro-crocheted from embroidery floss (plate 6 strands, all food 2 strands)
with a 1mm hook and a 0.6mm hook


Mounted on a curiously strong, silver plated hairpin

not just for the ladies:
Guys, do you ever get fed up with all the hair accessories being flowers, bows and girly stuff?
Well then why not whack a brekkie on your head OR in your beard?!!

If there is any other kind of meal you would like created in miniature, as a hair accessory or otherwise please feel free to contact me and I will endeavour to make it for you

Check out the rest of my shop for more unique hairpins, other accessories & wearable Yarn-Art
http://www.etsy.com/shop/BerthasBizarreBazaar

All items from Berthas Bizarre Bazaar are created in a smoke free, pet free environment
Wearing your breakfast in your hair CAN be a good thing!!!
Show your love for a proper full english with this extreme micro version

Everybody knows a cooked breakfast is the perfect hangover cure,
I decided to show my appreciation for this hero by crocheting a tiny tribute to it.
If you prefer a different mix for your perfect brekkie and would like it recreated in miniature then just hit the custom order button.

This one of a kind, slightly bonkers hair accessory features;
2 tiny sausages, a tiny fried egg, tiny toast, 2 rashers of tiny streaky bacon and half a tiny tomato complete with super-tiny seeds, all on a tiny plate
(plate is just over an inch/3cm wide).

all painstakingly micro-crocheted from embroidery floss (plate 6 strands, all food 2 strands)
with a 1mm hook and a 0.6mm hook


Mounted on a curiously strong, silver plated hairpin

not just for the ladies:
Guys, do you ever get fed up with all the hair accessories being flowers, bows and girly stuff?
Well then why not whack a brekkie on your head OR in your beard?!!

If there is any other kind of meal you would like created in miniature, as a hair accessory or otherwise please feel free to contact me and I will endeavour to make it for you

Check out the rest of my shop for more unique hairpins, other accessories & wearable Yarn-Art
http://www.etsy.com/shop/BerthasBizarreBazaar

All items from Berthas Bizarre Bazaar are created in a smoke free, pet free environment

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I gladly accept returns
Contact me within: 14 days of delivery
Ship items back within: 30 days of delivery
I don't accept exchanges or cancellations
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
The following items can't be returned or exchanged
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
  • Custom or personalised orders
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
  • Items on sale
Returns and exchange details
All items are handmade by me with much love and care, so it is highly unlikely there should be any fault with it

If, however, you should find your purchase to be faulty then please contact me, ideally with a picture of the problem, within 30 days of dispatch and I will arrange to fix it or replace it where possible, or refund it for you.
If the problem is my fault I will happily cover the postage cost of returning the item, if however the item is damaged through misuse I can certainly see about fixing it for you but you will be liable for the cost of return postage .

Should you wish to return it for any other reason where I am not at fault then you will be liable for the cost of return postage

Shipping policies

I promise to ship your item within two working days from receipt of payment, actually aiming for ASAP but I think it's important to know your boundaries.

My postage is quoted for standard first class in the UK,
standard airmail Everywhere Else except for high value / irreplaceable items, in which case the postage quoted includes tracking and will require a signature on delivery. (stated in relevant listings)

P.S. Despite my normally sunny disposition the thunderclouds will roll in if anybody stuffs up in the delivery department after your purchase has left my hands, so rest assured that in the unlikely event that your item is lost or damaged in transit then trouble will happen for the postal service until we are both satisfied :

Additional policies

I have been known to produce items for custom orders, mostly hats but also dog jumpers, person jumpers, stubby holders etc. These are produced in my own unique style which involves a keyword/phrase given to me by the customer (i.e. weasel, piston, giraffe, homer simpson, full english breakfast, microphone) which i insert into my brain and then produce an item that artistically represents said keyword.

If you like my style and would like a custom item of any kind then simply drop me a line and I can create a unique item just for you.
Due to the bespoke nature of these items I can only quote you a price after you tell me what you'd like

Micro Crocheted Wearable Fiber Art Hairpin 'The Cure' A Tiny Crocheted Luscious Miniature Full English Cooked Breakfast To Wear In Your Hair

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Overview

  • Handmade item
  • Materials: embroidery floss, silver plated bobby pin, hairpin, hair grip, superglue
  • Feedback: 15 reviews
  • Favourited by: 80 people
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