Deciding to set up a dog business without a dog? There's only one word for it... Absurd!
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Last updated on Apr 1, 2026
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4.9
(885)
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We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience.
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Erin on Mar 9, 2026
5 out of 5 starsI purchased 2 of the bowls and very happy with them both. Nicely compact. Vendor is great.
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Erin on Mar 9, 2026
5 out of 5 starsI purchased two of the water bowls and they are great. Compact and easy to carry. Well made. Vendor was lovely.
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Jonathan on Jan 21, 2026
5 out of 5 starsQuality product! Sellers attention to detail prevented a product that would have been less than ideal based on sizing and the options I selected.
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Emily on Apr 29, 2026
5 out of 5 starsIn love with our new collar - especially as it’s a local brand, thank you so much ☺️ 5 stars!
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Sallie on Apr 14, 2026
5 out of 5 starsMy girlfriend bought us both one of these and they're great.
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Sallie on Apr 6, 2026
5 out of 5 starsI bought one of these for myself and another for my boyfriend. They're the perfect size to fit in my pocket or clip on my belt. Our dogs are impressed too. Highly recommend.
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Kim on Apr 5, 2026
5 out of 5 starsPerfect thank you so much , fingers crossed it stops the little Houdini x
About AbsurdDesign
Sales
4,768
On Etsy since 2017
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Last updated on Jan 12, 2019
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Cancellations
Cancellations: not accepted
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Last updated on
Dec 17, 2025
Frequently asked questions
RETURNS AND EXCHANGES
Returns and exchanges on the following Absurd Design products will be gladly accepted:
Fabric Dog Bandanas
Fabric Dog Bows
Dog Poop Bag / Treat Holders
WaterCollars
RETURN POST
If the return is due to anything other than an Absurd Design error, you are responsible for return shipping costs. The buyer is responsible for lost items; a ‘signed for’ delivery method and proof of postage is recommended.
Products sent back for return that appear worn or soiled will not be refunded or returned. They will be donated to a local dog rescue charity.