BethGarnettShop

Mostly grumpy cats & women losing patience with things.

Redruth, England

| 3,188 Sales |

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Beth Garnett

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Announcement Please note my dispatch time is 3-5 working days. I will always do my best to get them on their way as soon as I can (and please do let me know if it's urgent), but the indicated dispatch time is a realistic expectation, especially at busy times. Thanks you for your patience and for supporting my small business.
Beth x

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Last updated on 01 Apr, 2023

Please note my dispatch time is 3-5 working days. I will always do my best to get them on their way as soon as I can (and please do let me know if it's urgent), but the indicated dispatch time is a realistic expectation, especially at busy times. Thanks you for your patience and for supporting my small business.
Beth x

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Lisa on 03 Jun, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

How can you possibly go to a party if you haven't activated your party tits? Brilliant.

Women's birthday card, female humour card, card for cocktail lovers, birthday party card, cards for women

Women's birthday card, female humour card, card for cocktail lovers, birthday party card, cards for women
Catonablade on 02 Jun, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

Awesome tea towels, highly recommended :D

Funny cat tea towel, cute cat names dish cloth, illustrated cat kitchen gift

Funny cat tea towel, cute cat names dish cloth, illustrated cat kitchen gift
Emma on 24 May, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

Love this card. Bought it for my Mother-in-law for her birthday and she did laugh when she opened it. Thumbs up from me! Thank you - will be back for more cards!

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Women's birthday card, female humour card, card for cocktail lovers, birthday party card, cards for women
Patricia on 17 Apr, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

This was a really great little card Very pleased Thank you

Greedy cat card, fussy eater card, cards for cat sitters, card for pet lovers, cat owner gift, funny cat cartoon

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Anne on 13 Apr, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

Funny, beautifully illustrated high-quality card

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Sally on 05 Apr, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

brilliant cards, fast delivery, well packaged, lovely quality!

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Marianne on 30 Dec, 2022

5 out of 5 stars

All good. Recipient very much enjoyed it.

Funny cat tea towel, cute cat names dish cloth, illustrated cat kitchen gift

Funny cat tea towel, cute cat names dish cloth, illustrated cat kitchen gift
Lisa on 03 Jun, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

Lovely card, cats definitely need to be kept happy!

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Lisa on 03 Jun, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

This card speaks to all owners of fat cats...brilliant.

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Lesley on 23 May, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

Brilliant card, my friend loved it!

Card for runners, exercise greetings card, card for women, running club, funny greetings card for runners

Card for runners, exercise greetings card, card for women, running club, funny greetings card for runners

Shop policies

Last updated on 30 April, 2022

Accepted payment methods

Accepts Etsy Gift Cards and Etsy Credits

Returns & exchanges

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Cancellations

Cancellations: not accepted

Please contact the seller if you have any problems with your order.

Payment

I accept debit/credit cards, Etsy coupons and Paypal.

Where possible please pay at the time of placing your order. Please note that orders that remain unpaid may be deleted and the item put up for sale again.

Delivery

Once I have received payment I will post your purchase out within 3-5 working days, except where an item is made to order (1-3 weeks). Please see the item description for the current arrangements for overseas orders.

Most UK orders are sent 2nd class by Royal Mail and protectively packaged.

Additional policies and FAQs

Your personal information is kept securely, and always password protected. Following your order or enquiry I will not spam you nor add you to a mailing list. I will retain your details for only as long as necessary (normally this will only be until my tax return is completed)

I do not accept commissions but I may be able to reproduce a design (fairly closely, they all vary slightly) , so if there is something you like please get in touch and I'll check whether it can be done again.