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About LouisLinoPress

Sales 26
On Etsy since 2016

I'm only doing this to get money for summer hats

The year is 3045. Humans have long vacated the poisoned and dilapidated planet formerly known as Mother Earth. They left for the stars long ago in search of new worlds and new lives. With the slim hope that their fellow man would treat their new worlds with more care than they did the one that gave them life. The only life that remains on Earth is an endless stream of alien scavengers, who search the wreckage and rubble for precious metals and trinkets, which they can trade to space pirates for a small profit.

Amongst the rubble, one of these foul creatures discovers an old picture frame. It’s caked in dust and at first seems worthless, but the creature perseveres, wiping some of the muck from the corner of the frame. The creature sees that it is some sort of artwork and reveals a little more. Then suddenly, he sees it, and all three of his hearts skip a beat. Could it be? An original Louis Mills print, purchased from Etsy? With the artist signature and date still intact? It is! The stuff of legends indeed. There were only three known pieces by this old master thought to have survived the first nuclear war. What an unbelievable find. A truly priceless artefact that would bring him untold joy and no doubt make him one of the richest creatures in the Universe. The creature clutched the print gratefully in his claws and a tear ran down from one of his eighteen eyes.

“If only…”, he thought to himself. “If only more people had bought art from Louis Mills on Etsy.”

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