Pursuant to the General Data Protection Regulation, the processor (that is us) is now required to inform the prosessee (i.e. you) what we are doing with the data that you explicitly have agreed to share with us. We solemnly swear that we will not share your information, even for huge amounts for filthy lucre, to third-party companies that are up to no good. We also pinky-swear that we will not use your data for anything else than we have asked you for (and you have agreed to). If you wonder what kind of data we have stored about you, the law says that you are free to ask. We are not explicitly required to answer directly to you, but if the government shows up in a insta-rage and ia like gonna one-shot every mofo out there unless they see some papers, please, we will be required to show them our "GDPR system" which hopefully consists of more than a filing cabinet and some bailing wire at that point in time.

If you are on the internet, chances are that Facebook and the Russian state hackers already know way more about you than what is listed here, so this should be the least of your concerns, seriously. If we happen to come across a way we can monetise your data, we will contact you and share our proceeds. Win-win.