The Wrong Cards for the Right People

London, England
1,690 Sales | 5 out of 5 stars

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Last updated on 01 Dec, 2018

Don't forget, you can buy any 3 of my cards for £6.50! Click here:


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About IdoNotCareds

Sales 1,690
On Etsy since 2016

The wrong cards for the right people

In 2016, I Do Not Careds was sent to prison by a military court for a crime it didn't* commit. It promptly escaped from a maximum-security stockade to the London underground. Today, still wanted by the government, it survives as a soldier of fortune – with an unusual sideline in greetings cards. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire... the A-Team. And then buy some of these cards.


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  • Tom

    Owner, Creator, Designer

    I started making cards as a child, and have continued to make them, only with no discernible increase in cerebral or artistic capacity.

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  • Hello Cards

    Bradford, England

    Hello Cards is a family-run printers based in Yorkshire. We have been providing print to our customers since 1989. We are FSC-certified and fully committed to improving environmental performance across all our business activities.

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Last updated on 09 Jul, 2017
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All my cards are A6 size (105 x 148mm)

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I Do Not Careds' cards are available for retailers at wholesale prices. Please message me for more info on wholesale orders.

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