Artsy, Nerdy & Fun

Dartmouth, England 1089 Sales On Etsy since 2017

5 out of 5 stars (145)


Artsy, Nerdy & Fun

Dartmouth, England | 1089 Sales

LazyCarrot Tees

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LazyCarrot Tees


Average item review
5 out of 5 stars

About LazyCarrotTees

Sales 1,089
On Etsy since 2017

A friend is for life, not just Christmas.

Discounts & Sales? We just don't do them!
Nor do we artificially 'hike' our prices so that we can pretend that we do!

If we charged less for our Shirts it wouldn't be worth our while selling them.
If we charged more they wouldn't be value for you to buy.
We figure that's the right balance.

We value ALL of our customers equally, whether they are returning friends, or first time visitors, everyone gets the same welcome.
Clear and Honest, Ethical Pricing.
For Everyone. All year round... Not just for Christmas.

The LazyCarrot Crew

Shop members

  • Phill

    Dogs Body, Owner

    Phill was born at a very early age and spent most of the rest of his life growing older. He likes most of his family, and all of his friends except two, and considers himself to be very lucky.

  • Alison

    Tyrant In Charge, Owner

    Alison has always been 1,000 years old.

Shop policies

More information

Last updated on 23 Aug, 2019
Frequently asked questions
Returns / Exchanges / Cancellations

Returns/Exchanges: We want you to be really chuffed with your purchase.
To avoid disappointment always check your measurements against our size chart (armpit to armpit) to ensure a comfortable fit.
BUT HEY! - mistakes happen, and if, in spite of all precautions, you do make an incorrect sizing choice, you can return your shirt to us within 14 days of receipt, unworn and with tags attached, for a full refund of the purchase price or a replacement shirt. No quibbles! (* does not apply to custom printed shirts or shipping upgrades)

Cancellations: We will accept cancellations at any time up until we start working on your job.
If we havn't shipped just contact us and we'll let you know if we can cancel.

Sizing details

Our Shirt Sizes are measured to ARMPIT to ARMPIT
So it's easy to check a shirt that you already have.

S ••••••• 17-18 inches / 44-46 cms
M ••••• 19-20 inches / 49-51 cms
L •••••• 21-22 inches / 54-56 cms
XL ••• 23-24 inches / 59-61 cms
2XL • 25-26 inches / 64-66 cms

S •••••• 16 inches / 41 cms
M ••••• 17 inches / 43 cms
L ••••• 18 inches / 45 cms
XL ••• 19 inches / 48 cms
2XL • 21 inches / 54 cms

Care instructions

To ensure you get the most out of your T-Shirt and help maximise the life of the printed image, Hand Washing in Warm Water is recommended.
When a more vigorous wash is required... Turn the garment Inside Out and wash at 30 degrees Hand Iron, setting at ‘Cotton’.

DO NOT: Dry Clean, Boil Wash, Tumble Dry or Steam Press

And Finally, Wear With Humility.
Remember... not everyone has such good taste as you!

Shipping Charges

Postage + Insurance + Payment Processing Fees
UK: Shipping is Free.
USA / Worldwide: Shipping is charged at a Discounted Flat Rate.

Standard Shipping is Un-Tracked.
A Tracking Upgrade can be added to ALL services.

Marked As Gift

We will include a Receipt with your purchase.

UK: If you would prefer us NOT to include a receipt please include a note with your purchase or message me.

USA / WORLD: I am legally obliged to include a receipt and mark the value of the goods on the customs form.
If I don't do this it's not going to get through customs!

Gift Wrapping

Some sellers offer to Gift Wrap your item at an extra charge.
Gift wrapping is not on my list of talents... so I don't offer this service. I package neatly and efficiently, but I draw the line at ribbons and bows :0)

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