Silly Boobs, Dicks, Feminist and LGBTQ+ Gifts

London, England

Top shop for gifts in the UK.

Buyers bought gifts from this shop and gave them 5-star reviews!


13255 Sales

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Average item review
5 out of 5 stars

About crudelydrawn

Sales 13,255
On Etsy since 2018

Office jobs weren't for me.

Shop members

  • Antony


    I get to draw boobs for a living!

  • Kath

    Director Of Boobs

    I'm Antony's wife and I've joined the family boob business!

Production partners

  • Custom Printing Partner

    United States

    Printer for custom items

  • Phone Case Printing Partner

    United Kingdom

    Excellent printers that offer phone cases for models not listed on my shop.

  • Printing Partner

    Blackburn, England

    Quality printers based in the UK.

Shop policies

Last updated on 25 Oct, 2018


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Customs and import taxes

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Digital downloads

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Payment options

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Returns & exchanges

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Cancellations: accepted

Request a cancellation: within 2 hours of purchase

More information

Last updated on 18 May, 2022

Frequently asked questions

Who are you and why do you like boobs so much? Is there something wrong with you?

Not anymore!

You see, office jobs weren't for me.

There were times on my commute where I would be willing a car to gently knock me down. Not enough to get really hurt, but enough that I would probably have to take the day off to go to A&E.

I’m Antony Armstrong, an internet entrepreneur. Ugh.

I’ve replaced signing birthday cards for people I don’t know with drawing funny boobs on the internet, getting the tube at 7am with selling dick mugs, and the smell of communal kitchen microwaved fish with making money being stupid online.

I just want to be silly and make people feel good for a living. Though I am a boob man, yes.

When will my products be dispatched?

All of our products are printed to order. Our turnaround time is 1-2 working day for phone cases and socks, 3-5 working days for everything else but can often be much quicker. In the unlikely event of a delay, we’ll contact you with an update.

How will my order be shipped?

Depending on size, quantity and your choice of shipping method, orders are shipped by Royal Mail or DPD.

Can I track my order?

Yes, but only if you’ve upgraded your service to Recorded or Courier. When shipped to the UK, Royal Mail's Recorded service is only tracked on collection and delivery - if you want to track UK parcels in more detail you'll need to use the Courier option. Both Recorded and Courier offer detailed tracking for all orders shipped outside the UK.

When will my order be delivered?

This depends on the courier, but Royal Mail quote their First Class delivery service as taking 1 to 3 working days for UK deliveries, 3 to 5 working days for Europe and 7 to 10 for the rest of the world but they also advise that parcels can take up to 30 days to arrive.

The Courier option is a next working day service in the UK, 3-5 for Europe and 5-7 for the rest of the world.

What if my order doesn't arrive?

Whilst rare, parcels can go missing in the post. We cannot issue replacement orders until 10 working days after dispatch for the UK and 28 days for EU & INT.

Do you ship worldwide?

Damn right we do.

Do you accept returns?

All of our items are printed to order so we don't accept returns. We can however send out a replacement item if the original is faulty or damaged in-transit. Just send us a photo of the fault and we'll get a new one sent out to you asap.

Seller details

is considered a professional seller (known as a trader) in the EU. What's this?

VAT ID GB374048491