SimpliSarcastic

We say what you're thinking

Pennsylvania, United States · 100 Sales

SimpliSarcastic

We say what you're thinking

Pennsylvania, United States 100 Sales On Etsy since 2015

5 out of 5 stars
(18)

Announcement   I believe that sarcastic humor should be subtle and personal. My mugs and t-shirts are designed with that goal in mind. Your "victims" will need to enter your space in order to read what's on your shirt or your mug, making it so much more personal. Bring your sarcastic humor to your office with our Sarcastic Desk Signs . . . . your co-workers will love them! And, have some fun with our sarcastic fridge magnets!

Announcement

Last updated on 23 Aug, 2017

I believe that sarcastic humor should be subtle and personal. My mugs and t-shirts are designed with that goal in mind. Your "victims" will need to enter your space in order to read what's on your shirt or your mug, making it so much more personal. Bring your sarcastic humor to your office with our Sarcastic Desk Signs . . . . your co-workers will love them! And, have some fun with our sarcastic fridge magnets!

Deb Dellatore

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Deb Dellatore

Reviews

Average item review
5 out of 5 stars
(18)
maildonb

maildonb on 06 Oct, 2017

5 out of 5 stars

My sister used to say this even when we were LITTLE, and that's a long time ago! She will LOVE it! VERY fast shipping! Great quality T shirt!

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About

We say what you're thinking . . . .

Well . . . in a nutshell, I have a very sarcastic sense of humor. And, I have always loved making my friends laugh with my one-liners . . . or, even better, spit out their drink because I've made them laugh. I can't tell you how many times I've heard: "you should put that on a t-shirt".

I've always believed that sarcastic humor is a personal thing and is better when presented up close. I've never liked the t-shirts that scream out their sentiments and assault my senses. I quickly discovered that it's next to impossible to find funny/sarcastic shirts that aren't "in-your-face". I've designed my t-shirts with small embroidered lettering on one side of the chest resulting in a subtle expression of my sense of humor.

My shirts are NOT meant to be read across a football field, or even across the room. I want people to have to enter "my space" in order to see what's written on my shirt. There's nothing better than seeing people react to what's on that shirt. I LOVE knowing that people "get me" and appreciate my sense of humor. I want to KNOW that I've made someone laugh. You can't experience that if people don't need to interact with you to satisfy their curiosity about what your shirt says.

I believe that the subtle design along with my shirts being embroidered rather than screen-printed is what sets them apart from the rest.

My equally sarcastic mugs were born out of frustration of not being able to say things when at work that truly needed to be said. I let my mugs do the talking . . .

If you're still reading, you're either really bored or a glutton for punishment. Either way, I'm impressed! If your only alternative at the moment is to scrub the bathtub or shave the pills off your sofa, you might want to delay a bit, and check out my other Etsy shops:

"Winterberry Originals" - My first Etsy shop. Here you'll find personalized Scrabble ornaments, fabric pinecone ornaments, fridge magnets, Pebble Art, Medusa Snake Wreaths, quilted ornaments, and a whole lot more!

http://www.WinterberryOriginals.etsy.com
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"Touched by Twilight" which features handcrafted, affordable, and fun jewelry fashioned from Swarovski Crystal Pearls, chains, semi-precious gemstones, suede, chains, leather, beach stones, pewter, and chains. Just click below:

http://www.TouchedByTwilight.etsy.com

Did I mention chains?
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I Hope You'll Join My Mailing List . . . "The Sarcastic Crafter"

The ONLY place I offer discount coupon codes for my Etsy shops!

It's easy to join and it's free. If you're like me, I've always hesitated to sign up for stuff like this because with a LOT of mailing lists, the emails just keep coming, and coming, and coming. With mine, you won't get bombarded with emails – I only send out 6 per year. And, you can unsubscribe anytime you want with no questions asked.

I think you'll enjoy it too! The mailings encompass all three of my Etsy shops: Winterberry Originals, Touched by Twilight, and SimpliSarcastic. Content varies with each issue, but here are some examples of what you can expect: subscriber-only discount codes, new product announcements, unique decorating ideas, yummy recipes, DIY projects, subscriber-only contests, sarcastic jokes, and much more!

You can join by stopping by copying and pasting the link below into your browser window. You'll be taken to my signup form. Fill in your info. That's it! You're in!

http://bit.ly/2fvqY3W

Shop members

  • Deb Dellatore

    Owner, Creator, Designer

    I am the designer, creator, packer, and any other title you care to come up with -- and I love every minute of it!

  • Tony Dellatore

    Shipper, Financial Wizard

    My husband, Tony, takes care of running my shipments to the post office and advises me on EVERYTHING financial. I couldn't do it without him! That little cutie in the pic is our grandson, Jonathan.

Production partners

  • An embroidery service

    Benton, PA

    When I realized that I needed manufacturing help to achieve my goals, I chose a small local embroidery business run by two sisters. They take my designs and digital layouts and use their embroidery expertise to create shirts I am proud to sell.

Shop policies

More information

Last updated on 12 Jul, 2017
Frequently asked questions

Returns

The buyer covers the cost of returning the item to me unless the item arrives damaged (save packaging for claim w/post office), or I sent the incorrect item.

I will gladly accept returns for "buyer's remorse", or if the size you ordered is incorrect, but I cannot cover the return shipping costs. Your money, less the original shipping/handling fee, will be refunded to you when the returned item has been received in it's original condition as it was shipped to you.

Seller details
Debbie Dellatore
168 Turners Highview Road
BLOOMSBURG, PA 17815
United States