Oh, Meringue. You Farking Funny Girl, You!

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Original Post

Apologies to meringue for swiping her stuff and re-posting it here, but it was buried in another thread and is just too freaking funny not to:

meringueshop says:
Forum sections will now be split into sub categories

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- You can't comment, nah nah nahnah nah
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- TMI
- WAY TMI
- I am unaware that all threads are available for the general public to read. This includes my kids friends.

Posted at 9:11am May 18, 2009 EDT

Responses

Hehe, I read that this AM and enjoyed it quite a bit.

I loves me some Pie :)

Posted at 9:12am May 18, 2009 EDT

echoart says

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks for reposting that, it's hilarious! :-)

Posted at 9:13am May 18, 2009 EDT

SmileMoon says

Out!!





...standing!!!

Posted at 9:13am May 18, 2009 EDT

greytlife says

Meringue is my goddess! :)

I worship her and I want to be her when I grow up!

Posted at 9:16am May 18, 2009 EDT

whitemetal says

lol. Best post yet I say!!

Posted at 9:16am May 18, 2009 EDT

LOL!
*learn me up*
and then set me free in the middle of Montana, lol!

Posted at 9:18am May 18, 2009 EDT

very funny and too true!

Posted at 9:18am May 18, 2009 EDT

That's hilarious!!!

Deon

Posted at 9:19am May 18, 2009 EDT

I WON the Prudes vs. Rudes death match. Prudes aint got nuthin'.

Posted at 9:19am May 18, 2009 EDT