Alchemy Request # !@%#^&#* A New Husband
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ALchemy Request # #$$%^%#@ for A new Husband:
I have had a request to post this in the forum. I am trying to have a little fun! I requested a new husband yesterday ( mine is a dud), here are some of the 40 responses and 6+ bids I received back:
ORIGINAL REQUEST:
I need a replacement husband. Thinking 1 maybe 2. Tall, dark and handsome please!!!!!! (mines a dud). I also need him delivered by tomorrow.
Materials: wallet, job
Tags: husband, new, replacement, tomorrow, tall, dark, hansome
Ideal price: $0.50
Deadline: Apr 10, 2010
RESPONSES:
..."Ok you have just made my day!!! I am rofl my a** off! I do wish I had a replacement
to send to you, but unfortunately I don't think I could find 1 (nevermind 2) with all
of the qualities you requested. LOL!"
..."I can't give you a husband, but I can sell you some jewelry to cheer you up! Lol."
..."Lolz. I like that one. Reminds me of the "Russian Brides Shipping" crap."
..."Word to the wise...try to stick with the one you've got. I've had 4 of them,
each one worse than the last! Never lose your sense of humor!
..."Chocolate is ALWAYS better than a man...actually it is better than alot of things ;)"
..."Hi, Would you like mine? Thank you. I have never laughed in Alchemy before."
..."God made man... Then she laughed!"
..."He's tall, inidan and a mechanic..."
..."well for .50 cent your not going get much!"
..." I'll be praying for your marriage"
..."I will donate my husband. haa haa"
..."Hi I can make a new and ideal husband for you. Just send me the photos of yout ideal
husband, I will make a perfect and lovely husband for you! Don't believe it? Just come
to my shop to have a look. I am sure you will be suprised."
...more to come!!!!!!
I thought for sure I'd get some nasty responses about 'what' alchemy is FOR! You've all been
a bunch of fun!!!!!!!
Sincerely,
Hula Girl
Posted at 12:58pm Mar 21, 2010 EDT
Responses
That's not funny and it's an abuse of the Etsy TOU. Don't you have friends you can vent to or something?
Posted at 12:59pm Mar 21, 2010 EDT
about 50 people thought it was funny. I work 16 hours a day here..am I allowed to have some innocent fun?????? I think so! I like to lighten things up and sure had a bunch of fun.
Lighten up!!!!!!! LIVE LOVE LAUGH!!!!!!!
Posted at 1:01pm Mar 21, 2010 EDT
I think it's kinda funny but if a man did that, he would be ripped to shreds.
Posted at 1:02pm Mar 21, 2010 EDT
..."send him my way when you are done with him!"
LOL
Posted at 1:06pm Mar 21, 2010 EDT
I wonder what kind of comments something like this would get:
ORIGINAL REQUEST:
I need a replacement wife. Thinking 1 maybe 2. Thin, hot and excellent cooking skills!!!!!! (mines a dud). I also need her delivered by tomorrow.
Materials: sexy nightie, cooking skills
Tags: wife, new, replacement, tomorrow, tall, busty, gorgeous
Ideal price: $0.50
Deadline: Apr 10, 2010
Posted at 1:06pm Mar 21, 2010 EDT