"Bitch, please" mini cross stitch, framed in either grab-bag secondhand frames, or a natural wood embroidery hoop
---The Story---
Losing an argument? Win it with condescension!
If you can pull it off, saying "bitch, please" will win every argument you've ever had. And now you don't even have to say it -- just point to this cute cross stitch in a secondhand frame (selected by me from my stash) or a natural wood embroidery hoop.
"What are you going to do when your mom finds out?" Bitch, please!
"You need a bachelor's degree just to cross the street these days!" Bitch, please.
"Do you like Greek yogurt?" Bitch, please.
---The Deets---
This listing is for a small version of "bitch, please", stitched in black small script with a flower motif (flower color may vary to match frame color).
*FRAME: "Bitch, please" mini is shown here in a secondhand heart frame (which is now out of stock, unless I find a bunch more on a future Goodwill foray), and a natural wood embroidery hoop.
Secondhand frames will be a surprise to you, as I can't photograph every frame I own, but if you have a preference for style, material, or color, I'll do my best to accommodate!
*SHIP: This will ship via USPS first class with delivery confirmation (or international first class).
This stitch will ship framed (unless requested otherwise) to anywhere in the world and will be shipped within about a week, unless I convo you otherwise or longer lead time is indicated in my shop announcements (below the shop banner) or shop policies. Please see my shop policies for shipping details.
Please note that prices for shipping, especially smaller items, have gone up every year for USPS, for many years. Purchasing a few items at once from my shop will help make the per-item shipping cost lower. Please expect an order with multiple items to take a bit longer for me to stitch and send out than a single-item order, and please let me know if you're on a deadline when you check out by putting a note in the "notes to seller"!
*GIFT WRAP: Giving "bitch, please" as a gift? A small extra charge covers the cost of my gift-wrapping materials, and you can select gift wrap as an option as you check out. I use plain, colored paper, with a felt belt around it and a plain folded notecard. The gift wrap color varies, and I usually try to match it somewhat with the color scheme of the item inside.
---The Links---
If you'd like to see more funny things, check out the misc. Funny section of my shop: http://www.etsy.com/shop/aliciawatkins?section_id=11185410
Back to the shop: http://www.etsy.com/shop/aliciawatkins
---The Legal Stuff---
My designs are copyright me (this is from 2013), so please don't copy 'em! The pattern is available as one of many minis using the choose your mini pattern listings in the Cross Stitch Patterns section of my shop!