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Guts. I got 'em. You got 'em. They're something everyone has in common. But do you really know what your spleen looks like - or what the heck it does?
These pieces are meant to educate, inspire, and evoke some some giggles. Please feel free to contact me with any questions, comments, concerns, ideas, or pun related jokes.
Made to order items require at least 14 days in addition to shipping to allow for the item to be made.
Prints are shipped separately via Printful.
Custom orders welcome! I have mostly body parts here, but I can make anything you like. For a more complete cross-section of my work, place visit my on Instagram, @an_optimistic_cynic.
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Malorie on May 18, 2023
5 out of 5 starsI used this pattern to make corn hole bags for a baby shower. It turned out great!
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Gloria on Apr 2, 2023
5 out of 5 starsMade my friend a crochet ball sack for her cat and they love it! Nothing like batting a sack around.
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Batmanthekilljoy on Mar 28, 2023
5 out of 5 starsThe seller was so great to me about this pattern but I just keep having problems with it not looking like the picture they posted. “A cystic ball” is the best description I can give without pictures. I’ve tried stretching it out to make it more tube instead of ball but I can’t stand to turn this into my nursing class with my perfectionist attitude. I used a 5.00 mm hook, pale yellow worsted yarn, followed the pattern step by step before and after being edited for me and it’s still not at all what that beautiful anatomical picture shows. A 1-2 hour project turned into 7 after 3 failed attempts and I just can’t try it again. The seller is a beautiful human being for making stuff like this and helped me a lot in trying to make it work for me but it just didn’t click for me.
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Erika on Apr 26, 2023
2 out of 5 starsIt states row one but how many am I suppose to chain to start off the first row? It’s kinda vague on the instructions.
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Sarah
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A Day In The Life... I like to crochet in the park on nice days. This is how that goes. Person walking by: OOoo are you making a hat? Me: Nope, it's going to be a thyroid. Person: ... Me: As in the gland. It's a thyroid gland. Person: ...
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