PlanetDork

Planet Dork Sculptures

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Announcement Welcome to Planet Dork, where the atmosphere has an unusual quality. Where all is not as it is in your world. Watched over by our great self-appointed leader, Jonny Zchivago, the economy is run by creating amusing creatures and utilitarian sculptures for the amusement of your planet. Everything here is designed and handmade by our citizens under the guidance of our great leader. You of Earth can now purchase these products directly from Planet Dork via this communication facility of Etsy.

Announcement

Welcome to Planet Dork, where the atmosphere has an unusual quality. Where all is not as it is in your world. Watched over by our great self-appointed leader, Jonny Zchivago, the economy is run by creating amusing creatures and utilitarian sculptures for the amusement of your planet. Everything here is designed and handmade by our citizens under the guidance of our great leader. You of Earth can now purchase these products directly from Planet Dork via this communication facility of Etsy.

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Alexandra Rodriguez on May 6, 2024

5 out of 5 stars

Very nice item. Thank you much

Electrician Mouse Metal Sculpture "Trust me i'm an Electrician"

Electrician Mouse Metal Sculpture "Trust me i'm an Electrician"
John Bissett on May 1, 2024

5 out of 5 stars

Lovely item, and personalised with no issue. Thank you!

Electrician Mouse Metal Sculpture "Trust me i'm an Electrician"

Electrician Mouse Metal Sculpture "Trust me i'm an Electrician"
Dawn on Mar 28, 2024

5 out of 5 stars

Great quality and service. Would purchase again.

Mouse Cuckoo Clock with Mouse Pendulum

Mouse Cuckoo Clock with Mouse Pendulum
clementine on Mar 3, 2024

5 out of 5 stars

I am really very happy with this product which is unusual but which works!! 🥰🥰 10000 thanks

Toilet Paper Holder with Sculpted Steel Mouse made frorm Recycled Steel

Toilet Paper Holder with Sculpted Steel Mouse made frorm Recycled Steel
Michaela on Feb 23, 2024

5 out of 5 stars

Adorable, very cute idea. Beautifully made. I love art so I can tell this was made well and stunning craftsmanship

Mouse Cuckoo Clock with Mouse Pendulum

Mouse Cuckoo Clock with Mouse Pendulum
Francine on Jan 19, 2024

5 out of 5 stars

Adorable well made love it

Toilet Paper Holder with Sculpted Steel Mouse made frorm Recycled Steel

Toilet Paper Holder with Sculpted Steel Mouse made frorm Recycled Steel
David on Dec 30, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

great fun , great gift for wine lovers

Unique Corkscrew Mouse - handmade from Recycled Steel.

Unique Corkscrew Mouse - handmade from Recycled Steel.
Karen on Dec 18, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

I've bought a few Planetdork mouse things and love them all.

Unique Corkscrew Mouse - handmade from Recycled Steel.

Unique Corkscrew Mouse - handmade from Recycled Steel.
Marie on May 1, 2024

5 out of 5 stars

Perfect as always. Super fast delivery x Thank you.

Windsurfing Mouse Sculpture made from Recycled Metals

Windsurfing Mouse Sculpture made from Recycled Metals
Marie on May 1, 2024

5 out of 5 stars

Third order from this seller. LOVE his ideas, creativity and well just WOW! Not finished yet….. ( more to buy) I am currently renovating a property with a industrial/retro style and these items are perfect. Matching my sense of humour too. More will be in the basket in a month or so! 😉❤️ than

Bottle Stopper with Drunk Mouse Sculpture handmade from Recycled Steel

Bottle Stopper with Drunk Mouse Sculpture handmade from Recycled Steel

Shop policies

Last updated on May 9, 2022

Welcome to all customers, Listed below are my shop policies! If you have any queries or would like anything clarifying in order to make your shopping experience with 'Planet Dork' more tailored to your wishes please do not hesitate to contact me.

Accepted payment methods

Accepts Etsy Gift Cards and Etsy Credits

Returns & exchanges

See item details for return and exchange eligibility.

Cancellations

Cancellations: not accepted

Please contact the seller if you have any problems with your order.

Payment

I accept PAYPAL and most credit cards

Shipping

All items will be shipped out within 2-7 days of received payment. Shipping costs are listed with each item. If you purchase more than one item at a time shipping cost will be discounted. All items will be carefully packed using as much recycled packaging where possible to ensure it arrives intact on its journey to you!

Additional policies and FAQs

PLEASE NOTE: Please allow for slight variances once you have received your 'HANDMADE' item. All pieces are created by hand,so no two items are identical and that is the nature and beauty of the product.

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Spare Toilet Roll Holder with Mouse with large hands saying "Don't Forget To Wash Your Hands"!

Toilet Roll Holder with Mouse with large hands saying "Don't Forget To Wash Your Hands"!

Toilet Roll Holder With Mouse saying "OMG! I'm Gonna Be Sick"

Guiness Drinking Mouse in recycled can.

Drunk Mouse drinking inside a recycled can of Leffe beer.

Cuckoo Cock With Cuckoo and working Cuckoo Pendulum

Love Clock with mice blowing kisses saying "I Love You To The Moon And Back!" , with pendulum and crescent moon.

Mouse Pendulum Clock with mice blowing kisses reminding you that "Its Time For Love!"

Mouse Pendulum Clock reminding you that "YOU'RE LATE!"

Pendulum Clock with Drunk Mouse saying "It's Wine O'Clock!" (Budget version)

Mouse Tour De France Bicycle Race

Rodent Punk Group

Diving Mouse, wall mounted

Mouse Tour de France Cycle Race Sculpture

Rocking Horse Guitarist made from Recycled Steel

Dog with Unfeasibly Large Testicles- "You're The Dog's Bollox!" (Steel Sculpture)

Mouse Reading Newspaper On Toilet Paper Holder

Rat On Drugs Sculpture "Speedfreak Gonzales"

Mouse Cuckoo Clock with Mouse Pendulum

Steel Framed round Mirror with Mouse holding a confidence boosting Message "Wow! You are Gorgeous"

Steel Framed Mirror With Esteem building Mouse saying "Wow! You look Amazing!"

Steel Photo Frame with Singing Mouse, singing "Memories"

Mouse Wine Bottle Holder

Mouse Caught by Mousetrap Comedy Sculpture

Rude Mouse Joss stick Holder / Incense Stick Holder

Mouse With Deodorant Spray Multiple Toilet Roll Holder

Spare Toilet Roll Holder With Dog sittin on Toilet Reading the Newspaper

Footwarming Mouse Candle / nightlight Holder

Mouse Candle Holder

Bottom Warming Mouse Nitelight / Candle Holder

Mouse Towel Rack

Toilet Paper Holder with Sculpted Steel Mouse made frorm Recycled Steel

Unique Corkscrew Mouse - handmade from Recycled Steel.

Bottle Opener - Beer Drinking Mouse handmade from Recycled Steel

Cute Mouse Sleeping in Sardine Tin as Bed