Let me tell you something about me. I hoard beads. I love the colors, shapes, patterns and textures; I love the weight of them in my hands and the way they catch and reflect light.

Now, I wouldn't be satisfied with simply owning all the beads in the world (though I would do my damnedest to try. Take note, Publisher's Sweepstakes, or whoever it is that hands out those giant checks with all the zeroes on them).

In fiddling, arranging, polishing and otherwise messing about with small lovely objects, I wind up with more trinkets than I could possibly use. My Etsy shop exists partly as a means of finding good homes for my designs, and partly (mostly) to fund my disastrous addiction to shinies (as well as my lesser needs, such as eating).

So, welcome. I strive to make my customers happy and would just about bend space-time to do so (possibly with pliers, since there seems to be little they can't do); if there is something you would like to see in my shop, or if you simply want to ask a question, I firmly believe that it never hurts to ask.

As a special thanks for visiting my wee corner of the craftiverse, feel free to use my free shipping coupon--just enter the code SASSYPANTS at checkout. Yeahhhh buddy.