Horny Yellow Monster (not that kind) finger puppet

Description

Horny Yellow Monster's real name is Karl. With a K, not a C. That's because his parents hate him and don't ever want him to find any kinds of keychains or mugs with his name on them. If he ever wants a "Karl's Coffee" mug he's going to have to special order it. HAH! How'd you like that, Karl? You don't. I know you don't. Poor Karl.

I'm not sure what else to tell you about Karl. He has googly eyes. He has 2 horns. He's 2.75 inches tall. he's a male. (don't ask me how I know) He's 1.5" wide when flat. He hates macaroni & cheese. He likes disco and daisies, but not at the same time. He secretly wants to become an art therapist, but is afraid that will cause him to psychoanalyze things at the art history museum downtown. He's right to fear that. It might.

Karl isn't suitable for kids under the age of 3 years. It's because those little buggers always put stuff in their mouths and end up trying to choke... Sometimes they succeed--but not with Karl, know why? Because you won't let them lay their chokey little paws on him, that's why! Just like grandma's pills, you'll keep him out of reach and tucked away so nobody can enjoy him--ever.

Added on Sep 07, 2009

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United States	$2.50 USD	$0.50 USD
Canada	$3.00 USD	$0.50 USD
Everywhere Else	$3.50 USD	$0.50 USD

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