For the bottle you're saving for the day
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Last updated on Sep 27, 2026
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Sizing details
Each label is 4 × 5 in and fits any standard 750 ml wine or sparkling bottle. Stick it right over the original label. The photos show the labels at true scale, so what you see is what you get.
Care instructions
It's water-resistant vinyl, so chilling, an ice bucket and some condensation are all fine. Don't run it through the dishwasher. To write on the DON't label's vintage line, use a fine permanent marker.
Gift wrapping and packaging
Every order ships free in a plain envelope, because nobody at the mailbox needs to know.
Who is "he"?
Whoever he is to you. An ex, a boss, a landlord. We don't ask. (Labels only; no alcohol included. Satirical novelty; any resemblance to real persons is purely coincidental.)