TopTimeTees

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433
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5.0 (88)

1.5 years
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Last updated on Sep 25, 2025

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5.0 (88)

Average item review

We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience.

John on Jul 4, 2026

5 out of 5 stars

Love this shirt! I you love history and have a sense of humor (lacking nowadays), this is a great shirt for you! Great color choices, nicely detailed design. Thank you!

Logan responded on Jul 4, 2026

Thank you so much!🙂

Vlad the Impaler Shirt, Gothic Medieval T-Shirt, Dark Humor Tee, Woodcut Vampire Art Shirt, Funny Vlad Graphic, Horror Pun, Deathcore Shirt

Vlad the Impaler Shirt, Gothic Medieval T-Shirt, Dark Humor Tee, Woodcut Vampire Art Shirt, Funny Vlad Graphic, Horror Pun, Deathcore Shirt
Bernard on Jul 2, 2026

5 out of 5 stars

Very nice t-shirt, fast delivery

Logan responded on Jul 3, 2026

Thank you so much!🙂

Titanic Shirt, Dark Humor Graphic Tee, Sarcastic Historical Shirt, Retro Titanic Graphic, Vintage Ship Disaster Tee, Gift for History Buffs

Titanic Shirt, Dark Humor Graphic Tee, Sarcastic Historical Shirt, Retro Titanic Graphic, Vintage Ship Disaster Tee, Gift for History Buffs
Patricia on Jun 28, 2026

5 out of 5 stars

Everything about this shirt is good. Will definitely buy again from this vendor

Logan responded on Jun 29, 2026

Thank you so much!🙂

Titanic Shirt, Dark Humor Graphic Tee, Sarcastic Historical Shirt, Retro Titanic Graphic, Vintage Ship Disaster Tee, Gift for History Buffs

Titanic Shirt, Dark Humor Graphic Tee, Sarcastic Historical Shirt, Retro Titanic Graphic, Vintage Ship Disaster Tee, Gift for History Buffs
Scot on Jun 15, 2026

5 out of 5 stars

It's a conversation piece ! Vlad really wasn't the bad guy .. he was a defender ... and man of Faith., we need more like him... seriously.. talk about cleaning up the streets.. Vlad..!!👍👍👍💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼

Logan responded on Jun 15, 2026

Thank you so much!🙂

Vlad the Impaler Shirt, Gothic Medieval T-Shirt, Dark Humor Tee, Woodcut Vampire Art Shirt, Funny Vlad Graphic, Horror Pun, Deathcore Shirt

Vlad the Impaler Shirt, Gothic Medieval T-Shirt, Dark Humor Tee, Woodcut Vampire Art Shirt, Funny Vlad Graphic, Horror Pun, Deathcore Shirt
Etsy buyer on Jun 7, 2026

5 out of 5 stars

Love it. Seems to be great quality. Very quirky.

Logan responded on Jun 7, 2026

Thank you so much!🙂

Vlad the Impaler T-Shirt, Dark Humor Medieval Graphic Tee, Vlad Dracula Shirt, Gothic History T-Shirt, Historical and Dark Humor Lovers Gift

Vlad the Impaler T-Shirt, Dark Humor Medieval Graphic Tee, Vlad Dracula Shirt, Gothic History T-Shirt, Historical and Dark Humor Lovers Gift
Sandra on Feb 12, 2026

5 out of 5 stars

My son absolutely loved it!

Logan responded on Feb 12, 2026

Thank you so much!🙂

Vlad the Impaler T-Shirt, Dark Humor Medieval Graphic Tee, Vlad Dracula Shirt, Gothic History T-Shirt, Historical and Dark Humor Lovers Gift

Vlad the Impaler T-Shirt, Dark Humor Medieval Graphic Tee, Vlad Dracula Shirt, Gothic History T-Shirt, Historical and Dark Humor Lovers Gift
Stephen on Jul 17, 2026

5 out of 5 stars

Brilliant t shirt and fantastic quick delivery thanks , highly recommended 😁👌

Logan responded on Jul 17, 2026

Thank you so much!🙂

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Lucrezia Borgia Graphic T-Shirt, Drop Dead Gorgeous Dark Humor Tee, Renaissance Femme Fatale Shirt, History Lover Gift Idea
Eric on Jul 16, 2026

5 out of 5 stars

Nice item purchased for my son

Logan responded on Jul 17, 2026

Thank you so much!🙂

Jack the Ripper Shirt, Dark Humor History Tee, Victorian Gothic T Shirt, True Crime Graphic, Vintage Horror Spooky Gift

Jack the Ripper Shirt, Dark Humor History Tee, Victorian Gothic T Shirt, True Crime Graphic, Vintage Horror Spooky Gift
Kate on Jul 12, 2026

5 out of 5 stars

Logan, I would give you 10 stars if I could. Stellar customer service, swift delivery, and ahigh quality dodo shirt. My grandson thanks you.

Logan responded on Jul 13, 2026

Thank you so much!🙂

Dodo Shirt, Conservation Awareness Tee, Vintage Bird Graphic, Gift for Animal Lovers

Dodo Shirt, Conservation Awareness Tee, Vintage Bird Graphic, Gift for Animal Lovers
Maggie on Jul 1, 2026

5 out of 5 stars

exactly what I ordered. so glad with it.

Logan responded on Jul 1, 2026

Thank you so much!🙂

Henry VIII T-Shirt, Swiping Left Since 1509, Funny History Tee, Sarcastic King Shirt, Tudor Dynasty, History Lover Gift, Royal Medieval Tee

Henry VIII T-Shirt, Swiping Left Since 1509, Funny History Tee, Sarcastic King Shirt, Tudor Dynasty, History Lover Gift, Royal Medieval Tee

About TopTimeTees

Soft Tees / Sharp Takes

Sales 433

On Etsy since 2024

Soft Tees / Sharp Takes

Because life’s too short for boring shirts.

Hi there! As someone who has always loved vintage designs and quirky art, I wanted to create something that could bring a little joy and spark conversations.
Many designs are funny, sarcastic, edgy or dark humor.

I’m a bit of a perfectionist when it comes to design. Even for something as simple as the color white. I always nudge it just a little off-white—why? So the printer lays down two layers and the design comes out looking extra sharp and lasts way longer on your shirt. It's the little things that make a big difference!

Happy shopping!
Logan Sterling

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Logan

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United States

A USA based printing company

Shop policies

Last updated on Oct 13, 2024

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About TopTimeTees

Shop members

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