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Last updated on 12 Aug, 2026
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We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience.
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Elizabeth on 29 Aug, 2026
5 out of 5 starsVery pleased with this item. It was quickly dispatched. The colour is good and the quality is perfect. The stitching seems very strong. Definitely matches the description provided.
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Annice on 25 Aug, 2026
5 out of 5 starsGreat new treat bag that attaches to my dog’s lead. Thank you!
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Veronica on 16 Aug, 2026
5 out of 5 starsThis is a beautifully made collar. The colour and design are true to the photo, it feels nice and it is easy to get on and adjust to our whippet's neck. She looks beautiful in it. Would highly recommend- thank you!
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Dee on 12 Aug, 2026
5 out of 5 starsThere was a hold up in Customs & the item was determined lost. Kate was always in communication with me. She resent the pouch I ordered & it was received soon after. Always happy with my purchases from Absurd Design!
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Becky on 05 Jun, 2026
5 out of 5 starsThe service I have received has been second to none, I can’t praise you enough or thank you. To reach out to someone to see if an extension is possible because you’re on the larger side and be greeted by no judgement just pure support and someone will to go above and beyond is amazing. The hip bag is perfect quality and a brilliant solution for when you’re out with your pooch and have too many things to juggle. Thank you again!
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Emily on 29 Apr, 2026
5 out of 5 starsIn love with our new collar - especially as it’s a local brand, thank you so much ☺️ 5 stars!
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Etsy buyer on 01 Sept, 2026
4 out of 5 starsReally excellent custom dog bag. Exceedingly comfortable to wear (especially with my weird body shape)... I actually forgot I was wearing it, despite the weight of what I normally carry as a guide dog owner. Main compartment is spacious and the outside pockets accommodate Mollie's bowl, ID book, poo bags and treats. As a first iteration, it's excellent and has superceded my old bag as the firm favourite. I normally go through two iterations for custom dog bags so I am looking at what is needed and wanted for the final form. The only negative is that the water bottle holder isn't suitable for Mollie's water bottle (I can put it in the main section). It is fine for human water bottles. It is the only negative. I was a little worried the font and size of Mollie's name might be a bit too small but everyone saw her name just fine.
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About AbsurdDesign
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On Etsy since 2017
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Last updated on 12 Jan, 2019
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Last updated on
06 Aug, 2026
Frequently asked questions
RETURNS AND EXCHANGES
Returns and exchanges on the following Absurd Design products will be gladly accepted:
Fabric Dog Bandanas
Fabric Dog Bows
Dog Poop Bag / Treat Holders
WaterCollars
RETURN POST
If the return is due to anything other than an Absurd Design error, you are responsible for return shipping costs. The buyer is responsible for lost items; a ‘signed for’ delivery method and proof of postage is recommended.
Products sent back for return that appear worn or soiled will not be refunded or returned. They will be donated to a local dog rescue charity.
Custom and personalised orders
Refunds cannot be given on items that have been personalised. Such as with your pet's name.