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May include: A white long-sleeve sweatshirt featuring a graphic of a person standing next to an assembled cabinet. The text reads: I ASSEMBLED IT WITHOUT THE MANUAL OR THE PEACE. The sweatshirt is paired with blue denim jeans and white sneakers.

I Assembled It Without The Manual Or The Peace Sweatshirt, Funny Dad Christmas Morning Gift, Husband Gag Crewneck From Wife

Sale Price $29.99

Original Price $39.99 (25% off)

If The Lights Are Even I Hung Them Sweatshirt, Funny Dad Christmas Gift, Holiday Lights Crewneck for Husband

If The Lights Are Even I Hung Them Sweatshirt, Funny Dad Christmas Gift, Holiday Lights Crewneck for Husband

Sale Price $29.99

Original Price $39.99 (25% off)

Husband Of The Year According To Him Sweatshirt, Funny Christmas Gift for Husband From Wife, Gag Holiday Crewneck

Husband Of The Year According To Him Sweatshirt, Funny Christmas Gift for Husband From Wife, Gag Holiday Crewneck

Sale Price $29.99

Original Price $39.99 (25% off)

I Did Not RSVP To Small Talk Sweatshirt, Funny Introvert Christmas Gift for Her, Holiday Party Crewneck

I Did Not RSVP To Small Talk Sweatshirt, Funny Introvert Christmas Gift for Her, Holiday Party Crewneck

Sale Price $29.99

Original Price $39.99 (25% off)

May include: A beige crewneck sweatshirt featuring the black text "PLEASE STOP ASKING WHEN WE'RE EATING" printed on the chest, paired with khaki trousers. The garment has long sleeves with ribbed cuffs and a ribbed hemline.

Please Stop Asking When We're Eating Sweatshirt, Funny Hostess Christmas Gift, Holiday Cooking Crewneck for Women

Sale Price $29.99

Original Price $39.99 (25% off)

May include: A digital download of Holiday Office Superlatives featuring 18 award cards, ballots, and a tally. The page displays six rectangular award cards with titles like Most Likely to Reply-All and Unofficial DJ, including lines for winner and date.

Printable Holiday Office Party Superlatives, Digital Download Award Cards + Ballots, Instant PDF

Sale Price $4.49

Original Price $5.99 (25% off)

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May include: A digital download Secret Santa questionnaire featuring two forms with blank lines for name, preferences, allergies, sizes, and snacks. The document includes headers in brown and white, with text indicating it includes name slips and 18 roast cards.

Digital Download Secret Santa Questionnaire + Roast, Printable Gift Exchange Game, Instant PDF

Sale Price $5.24

Original Price $6.99 (25% off)

Digital Download

May include: A digital download Christmas movie trivia night game sheet featuring 8 rounds and 32 questions. The document includes sections for rounds 1 through 4 with specific movie-themed questions, a host answer key note, and a printable PDF US letter format.

Digital Download Christmas Movie Trivia, Printable Holiday Party Quiz Game, Instant PDF

Sale Price $5.99

Original Price $7.99 (25% off)

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May include: A digital download of NYE Resolution Roast Cards featuring 24 roast cards and confession sheets. The page displays six individual cards with orange headers labeled Most Likely To or Who Will, containing humorous text prompts.

Digital Download NYE Resolution Roast Cards, Printable New Years Eve Party Game, Instant PDF

Sale Price $5.24

Original Price $6.99 (25% off)

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May include: Digital download of ugly sweater scorecards featuring judge sheets, ballots, and six award cards. The document includes two judge scorecards with columns for contestant, ugliness, craft chaos, lights/noise, theme, wearability, and total.

Printable Ugly Sweater Party Scorecards, Digital Download Contest Judges Ballots Awards, Christmas Party Game, Instant PDF

Sale Price $4.49

Original Price $5.99 (25% off)

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May include: A digital download titled Who Said It Family Holiday featuring 24 printable roast cards and a quote collector. The page displays six rectangular cards with orange headers labeled Who Would Say and humorous holiday quotes.

Printable Who Said It Family Holiday Cards, Digital Download Christmas Party Game, Roast Cards, Instant PDF

Sale Price $5.24

Original Price $6.99 (25% off)

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May include: A digital download Christmas Family Feud game sheet with orange headers and black text. It includes 8 survey rounds, a host key, and scorecards. The page displays four question cards with prompts like Name something people hide from relatives.

Digital Download Christmas Family Feud, Printable Holiday Survey Game, Family Party Game Night, Instant PDF

Sale Price $5.99

Original Price $7.99 (25% off)

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May include: A light olive green tote bag featuring black text that reads: CONTAINS: ERRANDS, MAIL, AND MY LAST NERVE. The bag has two shoulder straps and a rectangular body, constructed from a solid-colored fabric with a clean, simple design.

Contains Errands Mail And My Last Nerve Tote Bag, Funny Canvas Tote, Sarcastic Grocery Bag Gift for Her

Sale Price $28.49

Original Price $37.99 (25% off)

May include: A digital download Yankee Swap Court Docket game sheet featuring a host docket and steal log. The text includes 'YANKEE SWAP COURT DOCKET', 'Steal tracker + objection cards', and example entries like 'Maya steals candle from Jess'.

Digital Download Yankee Swap Court Docket, Printable Steal Tracker + Objection Cards, White Elephant Game

Sale Price $5.99

Original Price $7.99 (25% off)

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May include: A digital download of 30 office party icebreaker cards titled THIS MEETING COULD HAVE BEEN CARDS. The page displays six white cards with orange headers reading MOST LIKELY TO and various office-themed prompts in black text.

Printable Office Party Cards, Digital Download Secret Santa Game, This Meeting Could Have Been Cards, White Elephant Icebreaker

Sale Price $5.24

Original Price $6.99 (25% off)

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May include: A digital download Friendsgiving Roast Bingo game featuring 8 printable boards and a host call sheet. The board has a grid with the letters G-R-A-V-Y at the top and various humorous event prompts in each square, including a free space.

Printable Friendsgiving Bingo, Digital Download Thanksgiving Roast Game for 8, Funny Table Game, Instant PDF

Sale Price $4.49

Original Price $5.99 (25% off)

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May include: A beige candle in a clear glass jar with a white lid. The label features the text "smells like I LEFT BEFORE DESSERT" in black, a circular icon with a pie slice, and the text "Notes of cold driveway air & half a pie."

Smells Like I Left Before Dessert Candle, Funny White Elephant Host Gift Soy Jar

Sale Price $16.49

Original Price $21.99 (25% off)

May include: A rectangular cream-colored throw blanket featuring the black printed text COUCH IS CLOSED. followed by a horizontal line and the text SEE YOU IN MARCH. The fabric has a soft, slightly textured appearance with visible folds.

Couch Is Closed See You In March Blanket, Funny Throw Blanket for Couch Potato, Hibernation Velveteen Plush Gift

Sale Price $37.49

Original Price $49.99 (25% off)

May include: A cream-colored blanket featuring black text that reads, IF I'M UNDER THIS BLANKET I'M OFF THE CLOCK, with a circular symbol containing a diagonal line positioned directly below the printed text.

If I'm Under This Blanket I'm Off The Clock Blanket, Funny Throw Blanket, Work From Home Velveteen Plush Gift

Sale Price $37.49

Original Price $49.99 (25% off)

May include: A rectangular white doormat with a black border and black text that reads: RING ONCE THE DOG ALREADY KNOWS. The text is centered in a bold, sans-serif font, with a horizontal line positioned directly underneath the word RING.

Ring Once The Dog Already Knows Doormat, Funny Dog Porch Welcome Mat

Sale Price $34.99

Original Price $46.65 (25% off)

May include: A rectangular white doormat with a black border featuring the black text PACKAGES LEFT, a horizontal line, and the text DRAMA OUTSIDE centered in a bold, sans-serif font. The mat has a textured surface and clean edges.

Packages Left Drama Outside Doormat, Funny Porch Delivery Introvert Door Mat

Sale Price $36.99

Original Price $49.32 (25% off)

May include: A white ceramic mug featuring the black printed text "I Fought Three Coworkers For This Mug" with a horizontal line underneath the word "This". The mug has a simple cylindrical shape and a curved handle on the left side.

I Fought Three Coworkers for This Mug, Funny White Elephant Secret Santa Office Gift

Sale Price $16.99

Original Price $22.65 (25% off)

May include: A light pink long-sleeve sweatshirt featuring the black text Here For The Nog AND THE Naughty List, accompanied by a small green graphic of a pickle and a simple line drawing of a mug centered on the chest.

Here for the Nog and the Naughty List Sweatshirt, Funny Spicy Christmas Crewneck for Her

Sale Price $29.99

Original Price $39.99 (25% off)

May include: A beige crewneck sweatshirt featuring dark green text centered on the chest that reads: BATH. BOOK. BLANKET. Repeat. The garment has long sleeves, a ribbed neckline, and a relaxed fit, constructed from a soft, solid-colored fabric.

Bath Book Blanket Repeat Sweatshirt, Cozy Self Care Reading Crewneck Gift for Her

Sale Price $29.99

Original Price $39.99 (25% off)

May include: A light pink long-sleeve crewneck sweatshirt featuring the black text "MERRY CHRISTMAS Please Leave By 7" with a small clock icon underneath the text, paired with dark blue denim jeans.

Merry Christmas Please Leave By 7 Sweatshirt, Funny Introvert Holiday Crewneck for Hosts

Sale Price $29.99

Original Price $39.99 (25% off)

Too Many Cookies Worth It Sweatshirt, Funny Reindeer Christmas Gag Gift White Elephant

Too Many Cookies Worth It Sweatshirt, Funny Reindeer Christmas Gag Gift White Elephant

Sale Price $29.99

Original Price $39.99 (25% off)

May include: A light gray crewneck sweatshirt featuring black text that reads: Knower Of Stuff, Fixer Of Things, Finder Of Your Keys, and OFFICIAL HOUSEHOLD UNIT. The garment has long sleeves and a ribbed neckline, cuffs, and hem.

Knower of Stuff Fixer of Things Sweatshirt, Funny Dad Husband Gift Crewneck from Wife

Sale Price $29.99

Original Price $39.99 (25% off)

May include: A white crewneck sweatshirt featuring the black text Here For The Pie LEAVING BEFORE The Politics printed on the chest. Below the text is a small graphic of a red pie slice icon with a white crust edge and a small black dot.

Funny Thanksgiving Sweatshirt, Pie Over Politics Family Dinner Crewneck, Thanksgiving Gag Gift for Her or Him

Sale Price $32.99

Original Price $43.99 (25% off)

May include: A beige crewneck sweatshirt featuring the black text 'GRATEFUL. THANKFUL. Behind On My TBR' with two small green leaf icons, paired with blue denim jeans and brown leather ankle boots.

Grateful Thankful Behind On My TBR Sweatshirt, Funny Thanksgiving Book Lover Crewneck for Her

Sale Price $29.99

Original Price $39.99 (25% off)

May include: A beige crewneck sweatshirt featuring black text that reads I'M THE REASON WE NEED A KIDS TABLE AGAIN, accompanied by a small graphic of a table centered below the text. The garment has long sleeves and a ribbed neckline.

I'm The Reason We Need A Kids Table Again Sweatshirt, Funny Thanksgiving Christmas Crewneck

Sale Price $29.99

Original Price $39.99 (25% off)

May include: A heather gray crewneck sweatshirt featuring black text that reads: official title: FIXER OF THE REMOTE + [icon of a snack cup] SNACKS KNOWER OF ALL SNACKS (says so himself). The long-sleeve pullover has a ribbed collar, cuffs, and hem.

Fixer Of The Remote Knower Of All Snacks Sweatshirt, Funny Husband Gift From Wife Christmas Crewneck

Sale Price $32.99

Original Price $43.99 (25% off)

May include: A light gray crewneck sweatshirt featuring the black text "BEHIND ON MY TBR and MY WRAPPING" with a small icon of a book and a gift box. The sweatshirt has long sleeves and a ribbed neckline, cuffs, and hem.

Behind On My TBR And My Wrapping Sweatshirt, Funny Book Lover Christmas Crewneck for Her

Sale Price $29.99

Original Price $39.99 (25% off)

May include: A beige crewneck sweatshirt featuring the black printed text house rules PLEASE LEAVE BY DESSERT with a small fork and plate icon below the lettering. The garment has long sleeves and a ribbed neckline, cuffs, and hem.

Please Leave By Dessert Sweatshirt, Funny Hostess Thanksgiving Christmas Crewneck for Her

Sale Price $29.99

Original Price $39.99 (25% off)

May include: A beige crewneck sweatshirt featuring the black printed text I HOST SO I CAN CONTROL THE PLAYLIST with a musical note icon underneath. The garment has long sleeves, a ribbed neckline, and ribbed cuffs, providing a casual look.

I Host So I Can Control The Playlist Sweatshirt, Funny Hostess Christmas Crewneck for Her

Sale Price $29.99

Original Price $39.99 (25% off)

May include: A graphic design featuring black text on a white background. The text reads THIS MEETING in bold sans-serif, followed by could have been in italicized serif, and finally EGGNOG in large, bold, black sans-serif capital letters.

White Elephant This Meeting Could Have Been Eggnog Mug, Funny Office Gift

Sale Price $16.99

Original Price $22.65 (25% off)

May include: A white ceramic mug featuring black text that reads OFFICIAL YANKEE SWAP LEGAL TENDER with the additional text no returns no take-backs below it. The mug has a standard handle and a smooth, cylindrical body design.

White Elephant Yankee Swap Legal Tender Mug, Funny Secret Santa Office Gift

Sale Price $16.99

Original Price $22.65 (25% off)

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