TextandThreads

New Jersey, United States

408
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4.7 (37)

1 year
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Last updated on Mar 8, 2026

🎓 Clever gifts for techies, hobbyists, and proud identities.
👶 Funny STEM baby bodysuits, sports parent gear, and coastal-inspired apparel.
⚾ Perfect for tournaments, baby showers, and everyday laughs.

⚾ Spring sports season is here! Check out our new lacrosse and baseball parent shirts.

**Matching adult sizes available for any baby one piece design.**
**Custom orders available upon request.**
**Message me for special pricing on bulk orders.**

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Jennifer

Reviews

4.7 (37)

Average item review

We calculate this number using an average of all ratings from the past twelve months.

delaina on Feb 23, 2026

5 out of 5 stars

Adorable gift for someone in the cybersecurity career. Shipped fast, good quality, exactly as pictured

Jennifer responded on Mar 1, 2026

So happy you like the item. Thank you for your order!

Root Access Cybersecurity Mug: Funny Techie Valentine's Gift

Root Access Cybersecurity Mug: Funny Techie Valentine's Gift
Sue on Feb 22, 2026

5 out of 5 stars

A great gift for a new baby

Jennifer responded on Feb 23, 2026

So glad you like it; thanks for your order!

Funny Chemistry Baby Bodysuit: STEM Newborn Outfit, Science Gift

Funny Chemistry Baby Bodysuit: STEM Newborn Outfit, Science Gift
Harmony on Dec 16, 2025

5 out of 5 stars

Yay! My collaborator loved these onesies for his newest experiments!

Jennifer responded on Dec 17, 2025

So happy to hear!

Funny Chemistry Baby Bodysuit: STEM Newborn Outfit, Science Gift

Funny Chemistry Baby Bodysuit: STEM Newborn Outfit, Science Gift
Deborah on Mar 16, 2026

5 out of 5 stars

One order wasn't enough, had to do a second one

Jennifer responded on Mar 17, 2026

Many thanks :)

Funny Cruise Trip Hoodie: Matching Girls Vacation Sweatshirt

Funny Cruise Trip Hoodie: Matching Girls Vacation Sweatshirt
Deborah on Mar 16, 2026

5 out of 5 stars

They are amazing and perfect for our cruise, Customer Service was super

Jennifer responded on Mar 17, 2026

It was an absolute pleasure making these for you. Have an amazing vacation!

Funny Cruise Trip Hoodie: Matching Girls Vacation Sweatshirt

Funny Cruise Trip Hoodie: Matching Girls Vacation Sweatshirt
Laryssa on Mar 8, 2026

5 out of 5 stars

Hilarious, nerdy t shirt, customer service was excellent

Jennifer responded on Mar 9, 2026

Thank you for your order and this kind review!

Small Sample Size, Big Impact Youth T-Shirt

Small Sample Size, Big Impact Youth T-Shirt
Laryssa on Mar 3, 2026

5 out of 5 stars

Funny t shirt for a little guy, nice quality shirt. I messaged the seller about a different size and she responded promptly and was super helpful, thank you!!

Jennifer responded on Mar 3, 2026

Happy to help and so glad you like it. Thank you for your order!

Data Kid "Outlier" Youth Kids' T-Shirt

Data Kid "Outlier" Youth Kids' T-Shirt
Joseph on Mar 1, 2026

5 out of 5 stars

Good quality, as described, decent time for arrival.

Jennifer responded on Mar 1, 2026

Thrilled that you like it and thank you for your order!

Minnesota Strong Unisex Zip Hoodie | MN Minneapolis State Pride Hoodie

Minnesota Strong Unisex Zip Hoodie | MN Minneapolis State Pride Hoodie
megan on Feb 23, 2026

5 out of 5 stars

Such a great gift for a true crimer

Jennifer responded on Mar 1, 2026

So glad that you're happy with your purchase and thank you for your business!

True Crime Junkie Ornament - Funny Dark Humor Holiday Decor

True Crime Junkie Ornament - Funny Dark Humor Holiday Decor
Etsy buyer on Feb 12, 2026

5 out of 5 stars

I can’t wait to give to my friend for her little one!

Jennifer responded on Feb 17, 2026

So happy you like it!

Raised on True Crime Infant Bodysuit | Podcast Baby Gift

Raised on True Crime Infant Bodysuit | Podcast Baby Gift

About TextandThreads

Clever gifts for nerds, parents, & proud identities.

Sales 408

On Etsy since 2024

Clever gifts for nerds, parents, & proud identities.

Welcome to TextandThreads—where your experiences, passions, and journey take center stage.

At TextandThreads, we believe the things you love—your work, your hobbies, your teams, and your passions—are worth celebrating.

Our designs are inspired by real life: the humor of STEM professionals, the chaos of youth sports tournaments, and the pride people feel in where they come from and what they do.

From clever science baby bodysuits to sports parent gear and preppy coastal-inspired apparel, each design is created to make people smile and spark conversation.

Whether you're a data scientist welcoming a future statistician, a lacrosse parent cheering from the sidelines, or someone who simply loves a witty inside joke, our goal is to create pieces that reflect the identities that make life fun.

Our collections feature witty, meaningful, and personalized designs that transform everyday items into statements of identity. From clever professional quips to heartfelt hobby tributes, each piece is designed to make you smile, spark conversation, and showcase what makes you, you.

My designs are inspired by real lives: the determination of working moms, the passion of athletes, the creativity of professionals, and the spirit of hobbyists. Each design is carefully crafted to resonate, inspire, and bring a smile to your face.

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Jenny

Owner

Hi there! I'm Jenny, the creator behind TextandThreads. I started this Etsy shope as a creative outlet inspired by my own life—working in tech, raising kids involved in youth sports, and appreciating the humor in everyday identities.

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Last updated on Nov 22, 2024

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About TextandThreads

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Jenny

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