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Last updated on Aug 12, 2026
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Dee on Aug 12, 2026
5 out of 5 starsThere was a hold up in Customs & the item was determined lost. Kate was always in communication with me. She resent the pouch I ordered & it was received soon after. Always happy with my purchases from Absurd Design!
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Megan on Jun 5, 2026
5 out of 5 starsThe colourway we wanted was out of stock and Kate was super helpful in suggesting a similar option. The pouch arrived on time and is exactly as imagined. Good size for puppy training.
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Beaux on Jun 4, 2026
5 out of 5 starsI ordered two treat bags and am mega happy with them! I’ve tested my way through many-a-treat-bag at this point and feel like I finally found one that’s light, waterproof, doesn’t drop my treats everywhere when I bend over (the clasp is GREAT), and has room for poop bags and chapstick. Plus, the seller answered my pre-purchase questions within minutes and sent out custom-color bags within a day of purchase. Highly highly recommend!
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Etsy buyer on May 17, 2026
5 out of 5 starsA lovely collar which is already getting loads of comments on the morning walk 🙌
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David on May 10, 2026
5 out of 5 starsReally handy little bag to carry treats and poo bags. Well made, snap shut bag mouth stops treats falling out like our old one when you bend over. A larger diameter snap ring might be useful to attach to retractable lead handles. Perfect!
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Veronica on Aug 16, 2026
5 out of 5 starsThis is a beautifully made collar. The colour and design are true to the photo, it feels nice and it is easy to get on and adjust to our whippet's neck. She looks beautiful in it. Would highly recommend- thank you!
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About AbsurdDesign
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On Etsy since 2017
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Last updated on Jan 12, 2019
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Last updated on
Aug 6, 2026
Frequently asked questions
RETURNS AND EXCHANGES
Returns and exchanges on the following Absurd Design products will be gladly accepted:
Fabric Dog Bandanas
Fabric Dog Bows
Dog Poop Bag / Treat Holders
WaterCollars
RETURN POST
If the return is due to anything other than an Absurd Design error, you are responsible for return shipping costs. The buyer is responsible for lost items; a ‘signed for’ delivery method and proof of postage is recommended.
Products sent back for return that appear worn or soiled will not be refunded or returned. They will be donated to a local dog rescue charity.
Custom and personalised orders
Refunds cannot be given on items that have been personalised. Such as with your pet's name.