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Calm Down Janet Shirt: Funny Retro Housewife Graphic Tee

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Highlights

Some things never change—like Janet overreacting and this perfectly timed eye-roll. Whether you’re sipping martinis or throwing shade, the “Calm Down, Janet” tee delivers 1950s flair with 2020s sass.

This design features a vintage-style housewife in pearls and polka dots giving peak judgment while wielding a cocktail and a whole lot of attitude. Printed on a soft and flattering Bella+Canvas 3001, it’s the perfect blend of classy and petty.

🍸 Product Features
• Unisex Bella+Canvas 3001 tee
• Soft cotton blend, vintage vibe
• Bold retro illustration & text
• Ideal gift for sarcastic moms, coworkers, or wine-loving friends
• Perfect for brunches, girls’ nights, or passive-aggressive PTA meetings

📏 Fit & Care Info
Unisex sizing – true to size or size up for extra sass-room.
Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Pairs well with side-eye and a cocktail.

Janet’s not gonna like it. But that’s the point.

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