Commit to Nothing Rollback Everything Shirt, Funny Grunge SQL Tee, Transaction Gift, Programmer Coworker Humour Birthday Present for Him

A funny grunge SQL shirt for the developer whose entire philosophy is commit to nothing, rollback everything.

🔄 Commit to nothing. Rollback everything. BEGIN TRAN just in case.

Why make permanent changes when you can wrap the whole thing in a transaction and keep your options open? Nothing is final until COMMIT — and even then, there's always the restore. For the developer who treats uncertainty as a feature, not a bug.

ABOUT THE TEE

Printed on a premium Bella+Canvas 3001 — a soft, true-to-size unisex cotton tee with a comfortable retail fit that holds its shape wash after wash. The design is printed to last, built for everyday wear.

PERFECT GIFT FOR

SQL developers, database engineers, backend programmers and anyone with commitment issues — technical or otherwise. A great birthday or Christmas gift for the developer in your life.

FREQUENTLY ASKED

Q: What does the design mean?

A: In SQL, COMMIT permanently saves a transaction and ROLLBACK cancels it — 'commit to nothing, rollback everything' applies database transaction logic to life philosophy. A grunge aesthetic nod to the developer who keeps their options open until the last possible moment.

Q: Is the fit true to size?

A: Yes — it's a unisex Bella+Canvas 3001 with a relaxed retail fit. Order your normal size, or size up if you like a roomier, oversized look.

Q: Does it ship to Australia?

A: Yes. Each tee is made to order and shipped worldwide, including right here in Australia. Allow a few days for production plus postage time.

CARE

Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the design.

DESIGNED IN SYDNEY

Originally designed by us in Sydney, Australia. 🦘

MADE TO ORDER

Each tee is printed just for you, so please allow a little extra time for production before dispatch. Colours may vary slightly between screens and the finished print.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr [!at] honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr [!at] honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean