What the hell was I thinking with the inane book?!?! I have no idea but alas no you get to give me some dough in trade for the stories of ten super duper sad animals as they sing their plights to the lyrical lines of Weezer's blue album to you while you color them in.
There's a turtle with a terrible name and he's stuck in a pond with no escape as he's mocked by his fellow pond folk. A monkey that's allergic to fruit and all he want's is a banana.
There's a sloth with a drunk dad of whom blames her for her mother leaving and some nice goats taken for a satanic sacrifice. Also a very kind beluga whale of whom comes home from fishing to find that his boyfriend has become a Juggalo. Kittens, well of course there's kittens, granted they're done with world because it's shit and no one loves them.
Hopefully it's clear that this fine fine piece of literary history is not meant for kids, granted I show my kids anything and they're pretty much raising me at this point.