I Like My Men How I Like My Coffee — Exotic, Rich, And Ethically-Sourced! - Gildan 64000 Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt


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There are many different types of men in the world. Probably as many as there are different types of coffee. Somebody should count each of them, then make some sort of chart or graph comparing the two and put it on a shirt.

But that's not for me to do. And you wouldn't buy that shirt if I did. Because you already know the type of man you like. Just as you know how you like your coffee. You're not messing around, you're not keen to waste your time. Just like me.

Perhaps we'd make a good couple. Sure, we could correspond for a bit, then maybe hang out, then actually date and see what happens. Or — you could just buy this shirt and wear it everywhere you go. Then I'll see it and know you're the one.

Except I'm only 1 out of the 3 things listed on the shirt. Oops. Well, at least we didn't waste time.

Other shirt types and designs available. Please browse my store because you deserve the best.

Our manufacturer is at least 2 out of 3:

You've now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It's made of a thicker, heavier cotton, but it's still soft and comfy. And the double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center


If you order today, this is the estimated delivery date and is based on the seller's processing time and location, carrier transit time, and your inferred delivery address. Keep in mind: delivery company delays or placing an order on a weekend or bank holiday may push this date.

03-13 Feb

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03-13 Feb

Estimated to arrive at your doorstep 03-13 Feb!

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Listed on 17 Jan, 2023