LatchkeyHumorCo

Savage, Minnesota

69
Sales
We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience. 5.0 (18)
6 months
on Etsy
We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience. 5.0 (18)
69
sales
6 months
on Etsy
69
Sales
We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience. 5.0 (18)
6 months
on Etsy
We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience. 5.0 (18)
69
sales
6 months
on Etsy

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Last updated on Jul 6, 2026
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5.0 (18)
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About LatchkeyHumorCo

Raised on Neglect. Powered by Sarcasm.

Sales 69
On Etsy since 2026

Raised on Neglect. Powered by Sarcasm.

Raised on Neglect. Powered by Sarcasm.

Shop members

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    Kristen Witkowski

    Owner, Designer

    Hi! I’m Kristen, creator of Latchkey Humor Co. I create sarcastic gifts inspired by Gen X nostalgia, menopause mayhem, office survival, and a healthy amount of side-eye.

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    Toonces

    Director Of Product Testing, Quality Control

    Professionally inspects every blanket, pillow, duvet, and package that enters the house. Specialties include: -Sleeping on new products -Supervising photo shoots -Hair distribution -Refusing to move when products need to be photographed

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    Fonzi

    Director Of Custom Testing

    Responsible for ensuring every blanket, duvet, and pillow meets the company's strict napping standards. Often found rolling dramatically across new products in search of the perfect sleeping position.

Production partners

  • Local Print Shop

    United States

    They print and ship items to customers when ordered.

Shop policies

Last updated on May 8, 2026

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Cancellations

Cancellations: accepted

Request a cancellation: within 2 hours of purchase

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Last updated on May 27, 2026

Frequently asked questions

Do you accept returns, exchanges or alterations after delivery?

Because our items are made to order, we are unable to accept returns, exchanges, or alteration requests after delivery. Please review all product details carefully before placing your order.

If you have any questions, special requests, or preferences, feel free to message us before ordering — we are always happy to help whenever possible and will do our best to accommodate requests prior to production.

Do you send photos before shipping orders?

At this time, we are unable to provide individual photo proofs or mockups before shipment. All items are made to order and produced based on the product photos, descriptions, and options selected at checkout.

We occasionally share product sneak peeks, new designs, and shop updates on our social media pages — be sure to follow along for behind-the-scenes content and new releases!

Do you offer refunds under any circumstances?

Because our items are made to order, we do not offer refunds or exchanges for buyer’s remorse or ordering errors.

However, if your item arrives damaged or there is an issue with your order, please contact us within 48 hours of delivery with photos of the item and packaging so we can help make it right.

Please retain all original packaging until the issue has been resolved, as shipping carriers may require photos or additional documentation for damage claims.

Do you offer rush production or expedited processing?

At this time, all orders are processed within our standard production timeframe of approximately 3–10 business days. Processing times may vary slightly depending on order volume and seasonal demand.

Estimated shipping timelines can be found within each product listing.

What if my package is delayed, lost in transit, or marked as delivered but cannot be found?

Once an order has been shipped, delivery timelines are ultimately the responsibility of the shipping carrier. While delays can occasionally happen, we are always happy to help point customers in the right direction if an issue arises.

If your tracking information shows a delay, lost package, or delivery issue, we recommend first contacting the shipping carrier directly for the most up-to-date information.

If your package is marked as delivered but cannot be located, please check with neighbors, household members, or your local post office, as carriers sometimes mark packages delivered prior to final drop-off.

If a sale starts after I place my order, will you refund the difference?

Orders are processed at the pricing and promotions available at the time of purchase. Because promotions and sales may change over time, we are unable to offer price adjustments for previous orders.

What if my order is returned to sender after shipment?

If an order is returned to us due to an incorrect address, delivery issue, or failure to claim the package, the customer will be responsible for any additional shipping costs required to resend the order.

What are the care instructions for apparel items? How do I choose the correct size?

To help preserve the quality of your item, we recommend washing apparel inside out in cold water and tumble drying on low heat or air drying when possible. Do not bleach, dry clean, or iron directly on the printed design.

A detailed size chart is included in each product listing to help you select the best fit. Because all items are made to order, we are unable to offer returns or exchanges for sizing issues, so we recommend reviewing sizing information carefully before placing your order.

Can I send an order as a gift?

Absolutely! Etsy allows you to mark orders as gifts during checkout and include a gift message for the recipient. Pricing information is not included in gift orders.