PaintsforPints

United Kingdom

23
Sales
We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience. 5.0 (17)
5 years
on Etsy
We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience. 5.0 (17)
23
sales
5 years
on Etsy
23
Sales
We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience. 5.0 (17)
5 years
on Etsy
We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience. 5.0 (17)
23
sales
5 years
on Etsy

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5.0 (17)
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  • Jason on Feb 9, 2026

    5 out of 5 stars

    Repeat customer! Just as excellent the second time around!

  • Etsy buyer on Jan 14, 2026

    5 out of 5 stars

    My wife loved this. A great idea for a surprise gift. It's unique and it's pride of place on our fridge. I will be using Joe again in a few months for a wedding gift for our friends. He's really responsive and seems like a top chap from our interactions. Go for it!

  • Jason on Dec 22, 2025

    5 out of 5 stars

    Joe is the best. And by best I mean the worst. He’s the best at being the worst. Awesome guy, great product; I just couldn’t be any happier with the end result. Please send him all your money.

    Joe

    Joe responded on Dec 22, 2025

    Jason has the most beautiful family and is the sweetest guy x

  • Madison on Dec 16, 2025

    5 out of 5 stars

    I heard about Joe’s work through my brother, Taylor, a long time patron of Joe’s who has commissioned many works through the artist. Not only did Joe deliver exactly the product as described, he exceeded expectations and went above and beyond to seek my feedback on how he could personalize the portrait to be even more meaningful. The portraits he created of my loved ones will be passed down generations. As 2025 comes to an end and I reflect back on the choices I’ve made, getting a terrible watercolor from Joe was the best one (and I’ve made a lot of great choices this year).

    Joe

    Joe responded on Dec 17, 2025

    The Dows are sweet kind people and we should all be thankful for them x

  • Rhyan on Jan 12, 2025

    5 out of 5 stars

    Joe was so nice to work with! The postal strike in Canada made my order quite a bit later than expected but it was soooo worth the wait. One of the best gifts I’ve ever given!

  • Chandler on Dec 30, 2024

    5 out of 5 stars

    Joe made me a great terrible painting. Came in better than I expected as a Christmas gift for my girlfriend she loved it. Joe texted me throughout the drawing and told me it was the most fun drawing he has ever done even asked if there was more that he could add that would make it even better. If you want this I’m telling you this is a great gift. I’m sure I will be ordering from him again in the future

  • Sierra on Dec 23, 2024

    5 out of 5 stars

    Buy this. It’s perfect in every way. He really gets it. Sees your vision and executes it perfectly.

    Joe

    Joe responded on Dec 23, 2024

    made my day this. Sierra is as precious as the most rare jewel x

  • Michael on Dec 9, 2024

    5 out of 5 stars

    This painting was absolutely perfect for a gift and my friend loved it! The drawing was sufficiently terrible and wonderful at the same time. Thank you!!

    Joe

    Joe responded on Dec 23, 2024

    m. Barnes is the sort of guy who would help you move and then you'd try and give him some money for helping and he'd keep saying no and then when it's time to leave he'd give you a hug and a wink and you discover he's left you four really nice beers in the fridge

  • Amy on May 4, 2024

    5 out of 5 stars

    The man is a genius. And hilarious.

  • RoryDiesALot on May 1, 2023

    5 out of 5 stars

    I absolutely adore this. I got it as a gift for one of my best friends, and he's proudly displaying it on his desk now! The process to order this was very easy and effortless, and it arrived in safe, secure packaging. I'd definitely recommend this seller! :)

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Terrible art, done by a terrible artist

Sales 23
On Etsy since 2020

Terrible art, done by a terrible artist

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