The Adventures of Grimbledung and Drimblerod
It all started a while ago. We met on the field of battle. We weren't fighting, mind you. We were searching for wands. And while we were... Gads, this is going to take a while. A better solution is to buy the only authorized version of our antics- Tales from a Second Hand Wand Shoppe. It's available here and there. Down the Amazon River. Up at Smashwords Mountain. Down at Lulu's. All sorts of places.
There are several books. We're interesting Gnomes that way. Book 1 of our exploits is called 'They Were the Best of Gnomes. They Were the Worst of Gnomes'. We aren't going to get in an argument of which is which... (it's Grimbledung)
Book 2 is 'Gnomes, and Halflings, and Assassins! Oh My!' High adventure, that one.
Book 3 is 'Here's Looking for you, Grim'. It's a story of well, finding Grimbledung. And some other stuff too.
Book 4 is 'A New Hope' because there is some rule out there that any book 4 needs to be called that. This one is about happenings in town. Romance happens, which is nice. Engagements happen, which is also nice. Grimbledung goes undercover at the School of Magic which is pandemonium. Which, is to be expected.
Book 5 is 'Grimbledung and the Horrible, Terrible, No Good Mine.' The lads go in search of, you guessed it, a lost mine. It doesn't work out at all like they planned.
Book 6 is called 'It's the Election, Stupid'. Because it's about an election in Julesville. Grimbledung tries to help out. It goes downhill from there.
There's more coming out. Stay tuned.
