SemiFunctionalHuman

Los Angeles, California

35
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5.0 (6)

5 months
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5.0 (6)

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Maddie on May 29, 2026

5 out of 5 stars

My order was lost and was replaced with no issue. Will order from them again!

I Love Nicotine mug | Habit Forming Ceramic Mug, 11oz 15oz

I Love Nicotine mug | Habit Forming Ceramic Mug, 11oz 15oz
Liz on Apr 22, 2026

5 out of 5 stars

it sparks a bit of joy

Ryan responded on Apr 22, 2026

It does, doesn't it? Glad to hear that it brings Mao joy into your life. When the bright days are Stalin, you can Lenin on that mug for support.... ok, I'll stop now.

Communist New York City Mug | Our Ceramic Mug

Communist New York City Mug | Our Ceramic Mug
jennifer on Apr 9, 2026

5 out of 5 stars

Get compliments every time I wear this shirt! Such a fun color!!

Ryan responded on Apr 9, 2026

That green is a great color, isn't it?! We're glad you like it!

Motherf*cker Graphic Tee | Retro Neon Text, Silhouette Portrait

Motherf*cker Graphic Tee | Retro Neon Text, Silhouette Portrait
jennifer on Apr 9, 2026

5 out of 5 stars

Shirt exceeded my expectations! Seems well made and better quality than expected!

Ryan responded on Apr 9, 2026

Happy to hear that Jennifer!! :)

Funny Greek Statue Graphic T-shirt | Edgy Streetwear

Funny Greek Statue Graphic T-shirt | Edgy Streetwear
jennifer on Apr 9, 2026

5 out of 5 stars

Amazing quality and came faster than expected!! Will order again!

Ryan responded on Apr 9, 2026

As they say in Brasil, "servimos bem para servir sempre" (We serve well so we can always serve you).

My Favorite Season Is The Fall Of Patriarchy T-Shirt | Feminist Protest Tee

My Favorite Season Is The Fall Of Patriarchy T-Shirt | Feminist Protest Tee
Etsy buyer on Mar 24, 2026

5 out of 5 stars

Fast shipping, love my mug! Give Quiron some scratches on my behalf.

Ryan responded on Mar 24, 2026

We're glad you loved it! Quiron says purrfect purchase comrade ^_^

Communist New York City Mug | Our Ceramic Mug

Communist New York City Mug | Our Ceramic Mug

About SemiFunctionalHuman

Have you ever thought, boy, I wish I could wear a meme?

Sales 35

On Etsy since 2026

Have you ever thought, boy, I wish I could wear a meme?

Ethereal memes bound to the physical realm.

We both, as modern millennials, spend a lot of time online. So much content out there. Political, philosophical, general social commentary. Veiled with various types of humor, absurd, sarcastic, ironic, dark. Being voracious consumers of memes and short form videos, we thought, why not create a store that captures some of that online culture in the physically bound. And thus, Semi Functional Human was born.

Shop members

Ryan Paixao

Owner, Marketer, Designer

I'm a Brazilian-American who grew up in the US northeast. I'm an connoisseur of dumb internet culture. A big fan of absurd, satirical, and dark humor, as well as sci-fi and fantasy in general.
Sofia Lima

Owner, Designer, Curator

I was born and raised in Minas Gerais, Brazil. I'm a fan of dark humor, carnaval, phenomenology, and 80's music. I find comfort in a bowl of caldo de mandioca, and my cat Quiron.
Quiron

Purr-rator

meow meow meow. meow meow. prrrrrrrrrrr.

Production partners

Inkedjoy

Shenzhen, China

They print my designs on to their products. Then they ship them out to my customers.
Printify

United States

My production partner, Printify, takes my design and prints it on one of their t-shirts. Then they mail out the shirt to a buyer.

Shop policies

Last updated on Apr 12, 2026

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SemiFunctionalHuman

Featured items

Watermelon Slice Pattern One-piece Swimsuit | Summer Fruit Print

Color Block Geometric Pattern Bathing Suit | One-piece Swimsuit

Hammer and Sickle Pattern Bikini | Triangle Tie Side Bikini

Neon Green & Hot Pink Leopard Print Bikini Swimsuit | Triangle Tie-Side Bikini

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Neocons are gay for israel dad cap | Embroidered Slogan Hat

Watermelon Slice Pattern One-piece Swimsuit | Summer Fruit Print

Red Watermelon Pattern Bikini Swimsuit| Triangle Tie Side Bikini

Subtle FCK TRUMP Print Bathing suit | Green Monstera Leaf Print One-Piece Swimsuit

Galaxy Nebula Bikini Swimsuit | Space Print Tie-Side Bikini

PSYOP CRITIC Embroidered Dad Hat | Distressed Baseball Cap

Skull Roses Panther Tee | Flame Tattoo Graphic Shirt

Navy White Striped Swim Shorts

no shit. Sherlock. T-Shirt | Sarcastic Text Tee, Crewneck

What the F*CK OVER graphic Tee | Cheeky humor t-shirt

and yet, despite the look on my face, youre still talking T-Shirt | Funny Quote Tee

Red and White Striped Vintage Swimsuit | Color Blocking Style

Skull Roses T-Shirt | Gothic Poem Graphic Tee

Vintage Lady Illustration Tee | I'm So Sexy T-Shirt

Brazilian Buteco Vibes Scene T-Shirt | Tropical Table, Chair & Bottle Graphic

Melting Eye Graphic Hoodie | Psychedelic Neon Dripping Eye Design

Hey You Dropped This Brain T-Shirt | Funny Retro Illustration

Colorblock Abstract Swim Trunks | Purple Burgundy Geometric

Abstract Coastal Stripes Swimsuit | Classic One-Piece

Color Block Geometric Pattern Bathing Suit | One-piece Swimsuit

Subtle Anti Trump Design | Tropical Monstera Leaf Pillow

Neon Green & Hot Pink Leopard Print Bikini Swimsuit | Triangle Tie-Side Bikini

Purple Leopard Print Bikini | Tie Side Triangle Swimsuit

Don't Yell At Me I'll Cum T-Shirt | Bold Text Graphic Tee

FK TRMP subtle print | Green Monstera Print Bikini

Tiger Stripe Bikini | Animal Print Swimwear | Bold Two-Piece Beachwear

Pointing Finger Im With Stupid Tank | Funny Graphic Tank Top

Leopard Print Bikini Swimsuit | Triangle Top Tie-Side Bottoms

Hammer and Sickle Pattern Bikini | Triangle Tie Side Bikini

Hammer and Sickle Pattern Board Shorts | Red Soviet Symbol All-Over Print

Communist Hammer and Sickle Pattern Swimsuit | Red One-piece

Hammer and Sickle Round Pillow | Soviet Union Communist Symbol

My Favorite Season Is The Fall Of Patriarchy T-Shirt | Feminist Protest Tee

Venus Statue with suck it Retro Block Art T-Shirt | Pop Art Humor

I Choose The Bear T-Shirt | Vintage Bear Graphic, Camping Nature Tee

Love Collage Phone Case | Empowering Quote, Colorful Faces

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About SemiFunctionalHuman

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Ryan Paixao

Sofia Lima

Quiron

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