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Last updated on Sep 4, 2025
Reviews
4.9
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Average item review
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Sharon on Feb 18, 2026
5 out of 5 starsThese were exactly as described -- so cute and funny! Fast shipping!
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Mikel on Apr 18, 2026
5 out of 5 starsPerfect for the gift I was giving! Amazing quality, very happy with it.
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Etsy buyer on Apr 4, 2026
5 out of 5 starsArrived quickly. Nice heavy duty quality! Perfect for the wine bottles!
About OffensiveCrayons
Sales
26,712
On Etsy since 2020
Shop members
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MilkToast Brands
Owner
The official Etsy store of Offensive Crayons and all of our created products!
Production partners
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Arno New
China
Our production partner helps bring our designs to life by printing the gift bags with our unique and fun artwork. While we create and design everything in-house, they handle the high-quality printing process to ensure each bag looks vibrant and professional
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Castor Pan
China
Our production partner helps bring our high-quality vegan leather dog carriers to life. We design the carriers for style, comfort, and functionality, while they handle the manufacturing to ensure each product is durable and meets our quality standards
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Emma Zhou
China
Our production partner helps bring our high-quality plush and vegan leather dog carriers to life. We design the carriers for style, comfort, and functionality, while they handle the manufacturing to ensure each product is durable and meets our quality standards.
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Pen Manufacturing Company
China
Our production partner manufactures the pen sets based on our original, humorous designs. While we create the snarky phrases and unique concepts, they handle the production and assembly to deliver high-quality, functional pens
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Tony Chen
China
Our production partner assists with the creation of our custom-designed adult crayons. We come up with the witty and snarky color names, while they handle the production and packaging to ensure the crayons meet our high-quality standards
Shop policies
Last updated on Dec 30, 2020
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