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MFM True Crime Shirt: Pepper Spray First, Apologize Later, Murderino Shirt, True Crime Gift

Name: MFM True Crime Shirt: Pepper Spray First, Apologize Later, Murderino Shirt, True Crime Gift
Brand: CrookedandStraight
SKU: 1000220486
Price: 22.40 USD
Availability: InStock
Rating: 5.0 (5 reviews)

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If you’re the kind of Murderino who brings pepper spray on your morning run, this super cute Murderino shirt was meant for you!

The famous true crime quote "Pepper Spray First Apologize Later", is printed on a premium cotton t-shirt that is super soft and cozy with a fit that's true to size.

This hilarious MFM shirt makes a great true crime gift for any Murderino. Snag one today and enjoy FREE SHIPPING on U.S. orders!!

<<Available Colors>>
• Black
• Military Green
• Maroon
• Navy
• Dark Gray Heather

<<Available Sizes>>
CREWNECK: XS - 4XL

<<Processing Time>>
2-5 BUSINESS Days

<<PRODUCT MEASUREMENTS>>
Chest Width / Body Length (Inches)
XS ▷ 16.5" / 27"
S ▷ 18" / 28"
M ▷ 20" / 29"
L ▷ 22" / 30"
XL ▷ 24" / 31"
2XL ▷ 26" / 32"
3XL ▷ 28" / 33"
4XL ▷ 30" / 34"

<<Garment Features>>
• Crewneck T-Shirt
• Tear Away Label
• Side Seems

<<Fit & Sizing>>
• Lightweight
• Unisex
• Fits true to size
• Please consult size chart in the photos
• If you want more info about the sizing please feel free to message us

<<Material>>
• Airloom combed and ring-spun cotton
• The shirt are soft light feeling, not stiff or heavy
• Heather-Colored shirts contain a premium polyester blend
• Solid-Colored shirts contain 100% cotton

<<Quality & Care>>
• Designed and Printed in the USA
• Print method is Direct to Garment printing. Our shirts are not iron-on or screen printed
• Machine wash in cold water before wearing, inside and out and tumble or line-dry

<<Shipping & Processing>>
• FREE SHIPPING (U.S. Orders)
• All Items are MADE TO ORDER and have a fulfillment time of 2-5 BUSINESS days
• STANDARD SHIP TIMES are usually 2-4 business days after fulfillment
• If you need your shirts by a certain day, please consult us BEFORE ordering to be sure we can get your item to you in time

<<International Shipping>>
• Shipments outside of the USA may incur customs fees
• Customs fees may vary depending on order value, country limits, etc.
• The buyer is responsible for all international duties

<<Returns & Exchanges>>
• Returns are accepted due to defect
• Exchanges are accepted - Buyer is responsible for paying all shipping costs
• Buyer must contact seller within 48hrs. of order received to request exchange or return
• All exchanges and returns must be received within 14 days

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100% Buyers recommend

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Vero Sep 1, 2026

The shirt is exactly as advertised, and it’s super soft! It came in quickly, and I would recommend the shirt to anyone who’s a fan of my favorite murder

Vero Sep 1, 2026