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Penelope's Paper Pantry is proud to introduce our 2026 Funny Holiday Photo Card Collection.

Why be merry and boring? Stand out from the holiday crowd with our one-of-a-kind funny Christmas photo cards—crafted for families who aren't afraid to sleigh the season with a little sass and a lot of laughs. Whether you’re reenacting a holiday movie scene, Elfing around, going Retro or have your own custom design, these cards turn festive fails into fabulous memories.

Pricing:
5x7 cards OR 4X6 post cards are $4.00ea

Returns:
We do not issue refunds or returns on custom cards.
Please contact us immediately if the cards arrive damaged and be sure to send photos.

Printed on high-quality cardstock with vibrant colors and personality-packed designs, each card is a mini masterpiece of holiday humor. They’re weird, wonderful, and totally unforgettable—just like you.

We are a full design and print shop. Each card order is carefully curated by our designer. She will work with you until you are 100% satisfied and approve the cards for printing.

INCLUDED WITH PURCHASE:
Up To 6 Characters With The Base Price
***see below for over 6 characters
Custom Text...Simply Let Us Know How You Want Them To Read
Back Print
Colored Envelope Upgrade
Premium Heavy Weight Cardstock Upgrade
Matching Return Address Labels

How To Submit Photo(s) and Details:
Review the Listing Photo for Directions on the Best Photos to Submit
Simple face front selfies work best
Photos need to be 300 dpi or higher

As listed the card includes up to 6 characters (pets count as characters)
***additional characters may be added, each extra character AFTER the 6 that are included is an additional $16.00
Here is the link to purchase extra characters:
https://www.etsy.com/listing/1639645389/additional-character-listing-for-funny

Submit Photos, Greeting, Personalization and Envelope Color through the requested fields at checkout.
For over 6 characters the card size and orientation may change.
Upload photos and details to the custom fields when the order is placed
A Customized Proof is sent AFTER the order is placed and we have received the photo(s) and text.

What is a 4 Piece Add On:
To allow you to order a custom quantity we have added a "4 Piece Add On" option.
After a minimum 24 piece quantity or more is selected you may order in increments of four by using the "4 Piece Add On" option to purchase the total number of cards you desire. This option may only be used with an active order. Our minimum order total if you come back later and need more cards is 24.

What is a Generic Sample:
A generic sample is a physical paper copy of the card, it will look just like the listing photo.
We offer them so you are able to assess the color, paper and print quality before making a large purchase.
The generic samples are sent via Priority Mail due to the time of year, the tight deadline and sophisticated tracking. This is the reason for the higher sample cost.

Questions:
Please feel free to reach out with any questions you may have.
We are here to help and would love to create your 2026 Holiday Photo Cards.

Thank you for considering Penelope's Paper Pantry for your Holiday Photo Cards.