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Funny Boating Shirt, Boat Captain Gift, Sometimes I Wonder If My Boat Is Thinking About Me Too Shirt

AncientMerch  
5 out of 5 stars
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• Made to order just for you;
• High-quality materials sourced from ethical brands;
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This tee feels soft and light with just the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all. We can't compliment this shirt enough–it's one of our crowd favorites, and it's sure to be your next favorite too!

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• 30 single
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Tear-away label
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed

Care Instructions:
• Machine wash cold, inside-out with like colors
• Use mild detergent (no fabric softener)
• Only non-chlorine bleach when needed
• Tumble dry low or hang to dry for best results
• Do not iron directly on the design
• Do not dry clean

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  • Returns & exchanges not accepted
  • Cost to ship: $3.99
    Enjoy free shipping to the US when you spend $35+ at this shop.
  • Ships from: Charlotte, NC

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5.0

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(16 reviews)

4.2 Item quality
5.0 Shipping
5.0 Customer service
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5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Vicki Dec 16, 2025

My husband loved it! Great gift!

Vicki Dec 16, 2025

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Jessica Apr 6, 2025

Exactly as described. My aunt will love it

Jessica Apr 6, 2025

Response from Ancient Merch

So glad the shirt sailed smoothly to you, nothing warms our hearts like knowing it’s destined to delight your aunt.

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Ann Dec 30, 2024

Thin material, good shipping speed especially considering this was a holiday order. Great communication.

Ann Dec 30, 2024

Response from Ancient Merch

Thanks so much for your feedback! We’re glad to hear the shipping speed was great, especially during the busy holiday season, and that communication met your expectations. We appreciate you letting us know about the material too, it’s always helpful to hear how things work for different folks.

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Kathy Mar 23, 2024

Purchased as a gift for my son. He loved it. Texture of shirt is very soft. Color is nice. Shipped quickly.

Kathy Mar 23, 2024

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AncientMerch ·

Charlotte, North Carolina

We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience. 4.9
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