Buffalo Bill Funny Birthday Card It Puts the Lotion On, Horror Movie Birthday Card, Cult Classic Birthday card

Not your average birthday card.

This one leans a little darker… a little stranger… and just uncomfortable enough to be unforgettable. Equal parts clever and chaotic, it’s perfect for the friend who appreciates humor with a bite.

Whether it’s subtle menace or full-on unhinged energy, this card says:
“I care about you… but I’m also a little concerned about myself.”

Perfect for horror fans, dark humor lovers, and anyone who prefers their birthday wishes with a side of psychological intrigue.

✉️ Card Details

🧠 Printed on premium 120# heavy cardstock (sturdy enough to handle the chaos)
🧠 Card size: 4.25" x 5.5" (A2).
🧠 Blank inside (your message… your responsibility)
🧠 Includes a matching A2 envelope.
🧠 Ships in a sturdy, rigid recycled mailer because this card deserves to arrive wrinkle-free.
🌲 Wrapped in a compostable protective sleeve. (Hannibal may be a monster, but he still cares about the environment.)

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WANT TO PERSONALIZE THE INSIDE?
I can also personalize the card for $3 more! Just click “Custom Note Inside” under “Finish” and in “add your personalization” box just put the message you would like!

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SEND DIRECTLY TO THE RECIPIENT!

Looking to save some time and money on a stamp? I can also send it straight to the recipient FOR NO ADDITIONAL CHARGE! The card will go to the recipient just like if you had mailed it with a handwritten address and stamp. If you want this option, please select “Direct to Recipient” in the dropdown menu at checkout. Please make sure to put the address of the recipient at checkout!

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NOTES ON SHIPPING:

Cards and stickers are sent via First Class Mail, which uses Etsy's tracking system through Pitney Bowes which is not accurate. Orders to the continental U.S. will be marked complete when they are in the mail and should arrive within 7-10 days, depending on your location. If you want more accurate tracking or need your sticker or card faster, please send me a message! Cards going outside the continental U.S. can take between 14 to 30 days, depending on location.

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RUSH PRODUCTION:

Select RUSH production on your order for an additional $5. Adding this option to your order will ensure that your order goes out into the mail within 24 hours. THIS ONLY AFFECTS THE PRODUCTION TIME: delivery will still take the normal USPS delivery time, 3-5 business days for continental US orders.

For example:

You order a card on Monday and pay for RUSH ORDER.
Card will be in the mail first thing Tuesday
USPS takes delivery
Card will be delivered Thursday or Friday.

Please note that once USPS has the package (you will see that it is out of the "Pre-Transit status" in the tracking information) it is out of my hands when you get it. There is no refund for orders once they are out of "pre-transit status", though I will work with you anyway I reasonably can to make sure that you are not out your hard-earned money or a card! (We're not monsters here!😉