• May include: A white card with blue text that reads "I decided not to buy you a joke card. At your age bladder control can be a problem."
  • May include: A white card with pink text that reads "I decided not to buy you a joke card. At your age bladder control can be a problem."
  • May include: A white card with black text that reads "I decided not to buy you a joke card. At your age bladder control can be a problem."
  • May include: A white card with black text that reads "I decided not to buy you a joke card. At your age bladder control can be a problem."
  • May include: A white card with purple text that reads "I decided not to buy you a joke card. At your age bladder control can be a problem."
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  • May include: A white card with gold lettering that reads "I decided not to buy you a joke card. At your age bladder control can be a problem."
  • May include: A white card with green text that reads "I decided not to buy you a joke card. At your age bladder control can be a problem." The card measures 5 inches by 5 inches.
  • May include: A white card with blue text that reads "I decided not to buy you a joke card. At your age bladder control can be a problem."
  • May include: A white card with pink text that reads "I decided not to buy you a joke card. At your age bladder control can be a problem."
  • May include: A white card with black text that reads "I decided not to buy you a joke card. At your age bladder control can be a problem."
  • May include: A white card with black text that reads "I decided not to buy you a joke card. At your age bladder control can be a problem."
  • May include: A white card with purple text that reads "I decided not to buy you a joke card. At your age bladder control can be a problem."
  • May include: A white card with orange text that reads "I decided not to buy you a joke card. At your age bladder control can be a problem."
  • May include: A white card with green text that reads "I decided not to buy you a joke card. At your age bladder control can be a problem."
  • May include: A white card with red text that reads "I decided not to buy you a joke card. At your age bladder control can be a problem."
  • May include: A white card with gold lettering that reads "I decided not to buy you a joke card. At your age bladder control can be a problem."
  • May include: A white card with green text that reads "I decided not to buy you a joke card. At your age bladder control can be a problem." The card measures 5 inches by 5 inches.
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Snarky Birthday Card: Old Age Humor, Handmade Papercut

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“The card was cute and just what I expected”

Charlene

Aug 18, 2023

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Charlene Aug 18, 2023

The card was cute and just what I expected

Charlene Aug 18, 2023

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May include: A white card with blue text that reads "I decided not to buy you a joke card. At your age bladder control can be a problem."

Text reads. I decided not to buy you a joke card. At your age bladder control can be a problem

To check out the rest of my work click this link https://www.etsy.com/shop/ParadisePapercraft

This is a paper cut card measuring 5" square.
It is cut in an 65lb acid and lignin free cardstock.

Shown here in a shimmering Silver acid and lignin free 65lb card stock.

The liner is attached to the main card with a single strip of double sided tape, so strong that it is impossible to remove without destroying the card, so that liner isn't going anywhere - why do I do that? Check out the side on image, the shadow effect is awesome!

Each card is handmade and assembled in my smoke free home studio in Nova Scotia Canada, I have two cats and two dogs and strive to ensure that they are kept out of my studio.

This card comes with:
a neutral coloured envelope
a clear bag to keep it in a pristine condition.

Shipping is via Canadapost, tracking is not included with the shipping price
© 2012 Adrian de Montfort. All Rights Reserved

Wholesale prices are available, please contact me for details

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ParadisePapercraft
Adrian
ParadisePapercraft ·

Halifax, Canada

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