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Trick Mustard And Ketchup Bottles - The Classic Gag

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  • Materials: Authentic mustard and ketchup bottles, colored squirtable yarn

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These two squirt bottles look right at home on a picnic table, but, when squeezed, a line of soft, colored yarn squirts out surprising everyone at the table.

Powered by human squeeze power. The yarn is soft but comes out so fast it looks like a shower of mustard or ketchup is spraying out all over.
The bottles are designed to look like everyday, innocent condiment bottles. There’s even a bit of what looks like dried ketchup and mustard on their tips. That's when you make your move. Pick it up, take your aim and with a quick squeeze, your prankee will jump and expect a condiment bath.

Each set is hand-assembled and tested for smooth operation. Designed to look like the mustard has a little bit of dried mustard on the tip and the ketchup has that piece of dried ketchup on top for maximum camouflage to the unsuspecting.
These mustard and ketchup squeeze bottles are made by hand and field testing on our testing range to ensure their effectiveness. They have been testing in the pranking field by a 3-year-old who was able to activate them on the first try.

Reloading is easy – just pull the yarn back to the tip and into the bottle, screw on the cap and you’re ready to go again. The bottom of the yarn is secured by hand so as to not come all the way out and require re-threading while reloading.

It’s highly recommended not to use these when people have food or drinks in their hands because when they’re startled by what they think is huge mess coming their way, they tend to drop what they’re holding making a REAL mess to clean up.

This is a classic gag and makes a great surprise gift for someone with a keen sense of humor.

One mustard and one ketchup bottle packaged as a pair. Instructions and use suggestions included.
Each pair comes with a target on which to practice.

Get 2 pairs of squirt bottles for epic squirt battles! Definitely a way to do like Etsy says and "Live in Original," always.

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  • Cost to ship
    $10.20 to United States, 43215.

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SueCee Jan 14, 2026

My grandson loved it... He has a thing about loving ketchup, but hates mustard. It made him smile!! We added the labels to make it more realistic to him.

SueCee Jan 14, 2026

Response from Dan Guerra

That isa wesome and we live the labels idea! I'm the opposite - love mustard but ketchup, not so much. Your review made our day, thank you.

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May include: A clear plastic bag containing two squeeze bottles, one yellow and one red. The bottles are labeled "Mustard & Ketchup Trick Squirt Bottle Set".

These two squirt bottles look right at home on a picnic table, but, when squeezed, a line of soft, colored yarn squirts out surprising everyone at the table.

Powered by human squeeze power. The yarn is soft but comes out so fast it looks like a shower of mustard or ketchup is spraying out all over.
The bottles are designed to look like everyday, innocent condiment bottles. There’s even a bit of what looks like dried ketchup and mustard on their tips. That's when you make your move. Pick it up, take your aim and with a quick squeeze, your prankee will jump and expect a condiment bath.

Each set is hand-assembled and tested for smooth operation. Designed to look like the mustard has a little bit of dried mustard on the tip and the ketchup has that piece of dried ketchup on top for maximum camouflage to the unsuspecting.
These mustard and ketchup squeeze bottles are made by hand and field testing on our testing range to ensure their effectiveness. They have been testing in the pranking field by a 3-year-old who was able to activate them on the first try.

Reloading is easy – just pull the yarn back to the tip and into the bottle, screw on the cap and you’re ready to go again. The bottom of the yarn is secured by hand so as to not come all the way out and require re-threading while reloading.

It’s highly recommended not to use these when people have food or drinks in their hands because when they’re startled by what they think is huge mess coming their way, they tend to drop what they’re holding making a REAL mess to clean up.

This is a classic gag and makes a great surprise gift for someone with a keen sense of humor.

One mustard and one ketchup bottle packaged as a pair. Instructions and use suggestions included.
Each pair comes with a target on which to practice.

Get 2 pairs of squirt bottles for epic squirt battles! Definitely a way to do like Etsy says and "Live in Original," always.

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  • Materials
    Authentic mustard and ketchup bottles, colored squirtable yarn

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    Oct 31-Nov 13
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    Accepted within 30 days.
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    Atwater, CA
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CraftArtworx
CraftArtworx ·

Atwater, California

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Listed on Sep 16, 2026