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Chili Lime Peaches

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BAG SIZE - 5 7/8” x 3 1/2” x 9 1/8” - Bags are packed tight!

Most commercial dried fruit has sulphur dioxide or other preservatives. Not mine! My dope is pure. Just fruit and love. I spend hours cutting your fruit so it looks pretty, so tag me on Instagram. The prices are weird because I added the exact amount for shipping. One of these days, we’ll be able to teleport your dope or deliver it with a drone. Until Elon Musk figures that out, I gotta cover shipping.

There’s no dope in my bags. I call them “Dope Bags” Because the bags are Dope. And because it confuses people, which makes me laugh.

FYI - If you mail back your empty dope bag, I’ll use it to feed a homeless person. Write your instagram handle on the bag so I can tag you when I pass out your bag. Peace and love, fuckers. Kisses.

Depending on the sugar content of the fruit, they may become darker when dried. I try to get them as light as possible but I also have to deliver a fully dried fruit and the sugar can darken them. Each piece is carefully sliced by hand. I put a lot of love into my dope.

SAFETY PRECAUTIONS USED IN PREPARING MY DOPE

Dehydrators are broken down and thoughtfully cleaned with organic cleaners before use. Then I run the dehydrator until hot and dry, to provide a second sterilization. All knives and cutting boards are sterilized before every use.

I only dry and cut fresh fruit and was before use, which includes inspecting and discarding any fruits that are not fresh. These fruits are then carefully sliced and never left unattended before going into a sterile dehydrator.

Each and every piece is checked multiple times to ensure that the product is completely DRY.

All dried fruit is never left unattended and immediately bagged.

All fruit is processed indoors and a strict protocol of washing hands before preparing food is followed.BAG SIZE - 5 7/8” x 3 1/2” x 9 1/8” - Bags are packed tight! Most commercial dried fruit has sulphur dioxide or other preservatives. Not mine! My dope is pure. Just fruit and love. BAG SIZE - 11oz I spend hours cutting your fruit so it looks pretty, so tag me on Instagram. The prices are weird because I added in the exact amount for shipping. One of these days, we’ll be able to teleport your dope to you VIA and app. Until Elon Musk figures that out, I gotta cover shipping.

There’s no dope in my bags. I call them “Dope Bags” Because the bags are Dope. And because it confuses people, which makes me laugh.

FYI - If you mail back your empty dope bag, I’ll use it to feed a homeless person. Write your instagram handle on the bag so I can tag you when I pass out your bag. Peace and love, fuckers. Kisses.

Depending on the sugar content of the fruit, they may become darker when dried. I try to get them as light as possible but I also have to deliver a fully dried fruit and the sugar can darken them. Each piece is carefully sliced by hand. I put a lot of love into my dope.

SAFETY PRECAUTIONS USED IN PREPARING MY DOPE

Dehydrators are broken down and thoughtfully cleaned with organic cleaners before use. Then I run the dehydrator until hot and dry, to provide a second sterilization. All knives and cutting boards are sterilized before every use.

I only dry and cut fresh fruit and was before use, which includes inspecting and discarding any fruits that are not fresh. These fruits are then carefully sliced and never left unattended before going into a sterile dehydrator.

Each and every piece is checked multiple times to ensure that the product is completely DRY.

All dried fruit is never left unattended and immediately bagged.

All fruit is processed indoors and a strict protocol of washing hands before preparing food is followed.

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Melissa Oct 5, 2022

Mike never ceases to amaze! Fabulous fruits and quick shipping! We will be back for more!

Melissa Oct 5, 2022

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Listed on Sep 18, 2026