Funny Cow T-Shirt, Farm Animal Shirt

Funny Cow Shirt

--- SIZING AND COLOR ---

Listing photos contain colors and measurements for both women's v-neck and unisex crew neck shirts. Please be careful of which style you select from the drop down menu and double-check your measurements to make sure you order the proper size all since we do not offer returns/exchanges. We make each shirt to order and all sales are final.

*Width is measured across the shirt (armpit to armpit) 1" below armhole.

* Unisex is a traditional fitted men’s t-shirt size, but they look great on both men and women.
* Men should order their usual size but can size up for extra relaxed fit.
* Women may order 1 size down, if they prefer a slimmer fit.

* V-neck shirts are women cut and true to size; not too baggy or too tight. You may size up if you want a more relaxed fit.


--- HOW TO ORDER ---

--Swipe through all images and DOUBLE CHECK the sizing chart in the photos.
--Select shirt style and size
--Select shirt color
--Add to cart
--If you would like multiple items go back and repeat steps for other shirts
--Complete transaction

Your order will be ready to ship out within 2-4 business days.

-- PRODUCT DETAILS --

Heather colors are 52/48 airlume combed and ringspun cotton/polyester blend.
Solid colors (like black, white, mint, and light pink) are 100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton.

DTG (Direct To Garment) Print

* Keep in mind that some designs look better on some shirt colors.


-- CARE INSTRUCTIONS --

Turn garment inside out and wash cold on a delicate cycle. Lay flat to dry.
Do not bleach, dry clean, or iron directly onto the design.

-- PROCESSING TIME --

Standard Processing is 1-3 business days BEFORE we ship out your orders.

-- SHIPPING TIME --

Standard shipping takes 3-5 business days to get delivered. If you need your item sooner you can upgrade your shipping at the check out.
Priority shipping takes 2-4 business days to get delivered.
Express shipping takes 1-2 business days to get delivered.

-- OTHER INFO --

Colors may vary from monitor to monitor. Please keep that in mind as you are selecting colors because there might be a possibility that the color you choose can be slightly off from the screen color to the printed product.

!!! IMPORTANT !!!
Our promise is to finish your order and ship it out within the time frame you see as "processing time" in the listing. After we ship out your order we cannot be responsible for any delays caused by the USPS or other reasons. If an item returns to the seller for the USPS could not deliver it (wrong address or any other reason) please message us, the package can be resent at the customer's expense.


Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)
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SHIPPING & DELIVERY
How long does processing take?
Most orders are processed within 1–3 business days. During busy seasons or holidays, processing may take slightly longer.
How long does shipping take?
Shipping time depends on the delivery option selected at checkout and your location.
Can I receive my order by a specific date?
If you need your order by a certain date, please message us before ordering. We recommend upgrading to Priority or Express Shipping for time-sensitive orders.
My tracking says delivered, but I did not receive it.
Please check around your property, mailbox, porch, neighbors, or local post office. Carriers sometimes mark packages delivered early or deliver to nearby addresses.
My tracking has not updated.
Tracking scans may be delayed. In many cases, updates appear once the package reaches the next facility or final destination.
What if my package is returned because of an address issue?
If an order is returned due to an incorrect or incomplete address, we can resend it once the correct address is provided. Additional shipping charges may apply.
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SIZING & FIT
Are your shirts true to size?
• Unisex shirts: true to size with a comfortable fit
• Women’s V-neck shirts: more fitted and run smaller than unisex
• Tank tops: generally more fitted than standard tees
I’m between sizes. What should I do?
We recommend comparing the measurements in our size chart (listing photos) with a favorite shirt you already own.
Do shirts shrink after washing?
Most shirts are pre-shrunk. Minimal shrinkage may occur depending on washing and drying method.
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COLORS / BRANDS / MATERIALS
Will the color match exactly what I see on screen?
Screen settings, lighting, and fabric blends may cause slight color differences between photos and the final product.
What shirt brands do you use?
We use soft, quality apparel from trusted brands such as Bella Canvas, Gildan, District, and similar premium suppliers depending on stock availability.
Can I request Bella Canvas or any other brand?
Yes, in many cases. Please message us before ordering to confirm availability for your preferred color and size.
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PRICING & DISCOUNTS
Why does the price change when I select size or style?
Etsy often displays the lowest available starting price in the listing preview. Prices vary depending on:
• Size
• Style (unisex, V-neck, tank, youth, etc.)
• Color
• Supplier cost
The price shown in the dropdown menu is the correct price for your selected option.
Do you offer bulk discounts?
Please message us for larger group orders. We frequently run shop-wide promotions and are happy to help when possible.
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CUSTOM ORDERS
Can I change the wording on a design?
Yes. We offer custom wording and personalization on many items. (A small fee may apply!)
Can I use my own image or logo?
Often yes. Please send us your file through Etsy messages so we can review it first.
How do I order matching shirts with different names or sizes?
Please add each shirt separately to your cart:
1. Choose size/color/style
2. Add personalization details
3. Add to cart
4. Repeat for each shirt
5. Checkout together
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RETURNS / EXCHANGES / CANCELLATIONS
Do you accept returns?
Because most items are made to order, we generally do not accept returns unless there is an error on our part.
Can I exchange for another size?
Standard exchanges are not available for custom-made items. However, if sizing was an issue, please contact us and we will do our best to help.
What if the wrong item was sent?
If we made a mistake, please message us with photos and we will make it right.
Can I cancel my order?
Orders may be canceled shortly after purchase if production has not started. Please message us as soon as possible.
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PRINT QUALITY & CARE
What printing method do you use?
We use professional, high-quality printing methods such as DTF (Direct to Film) for vibrant and durable prints.
How should I wash my shirt?
For best results:
• Wash inside out
• Cold water
• Mild detergent
• Tumble dry low or hang dry
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CUSTOMER SERVICE
I need my order urgently. Can you help?
Please message us before ordering. We will always do our best to rush production when possible.
I have a problem with my order.
Please contact us first before leaving a review. We are a small business and care deeply about customer satisfaction.
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Thank you for supporting our shop!
We truly appreciate your business.