• May include: A rectangular silver-toned metal keychain featuring the stamped black text I HATE PEOPLE followed by a small graphic of a hand making a middle finger gesture. The keychain includes a circular metal split ring for keys.
  • May include: A rectangular silver-toned metal keychain featuring the engraved text I HATE PEOPLE followed by a small icon of a hand making a middle finger gesture. The keychain includes a circular metal split ring for attachment.
  • May include: A silver-toned rectangular metal keychain featuring the engraved black text I HATE PEOPLE followed by a small graphic of a hand making a middle finger gesture, attached to a circular metal split ring.
  • May include: A rectangular silver-toned metal keychain tag featuring the engraved text I HATE PEOPLE and a small icon of a hand with a raised middle finger. The tag is attached to a circular metal split ring for holding keys.
  • May include: A collection of sheer organza gift bags arranged in two circular groups. The bags feature various colors including blue, pink, orange, red, green, yellow, and white, all decorated with a repeating gold heart pattern.
  • May include: A rectangular silver-toned metal keychain featuring the stamped black text I HATE PEOPLE followed by a small graphic of a hand making a middle finger gesture. The keychain includes a circular metal split ring for keys.
  • May include: A rectangular silver-toned metal keychain featuring the engraved text I HATE PEOPLE followed by a small icon of a hand making a middle finger gesture. The keychain includes a circular metal split ring for attachment.
  • May include: A silver-toned rectangular metal keychain featuring the engraved black text I HATE PEOPLE followed by a small graphic of a hand making a middle finger gesture, attached to a circular metal split ring.
  • May include: A rectangular silver-toned metal keychain tag featuring the engraved text I HATE PEOPLE and a small icon of a hand with a raised middle finger. The tag is attached to a circular metal split ring for holding keys.
  • May include: A collection of sheer organza gift bags arranged in two circular groups. The bags feature various colors including blue, pink, orange, red, green, yellow, and white, all decorated with a repeating gold heart pattern.
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I Hate People Keyring, Profanity Middle Finger Keyring, Funny Gift For Friend

GertiesTreasureBox  
5 out of 5 stars

Item highlights

  • Dimensions: Length: 50 Millimeters
  • Made to order

Seller's description

Hand stamped "I hate people" keyring.

The main tag measures 14 x 50 mm.

This piece is made from aluminium which is a great alternative to sterling silver as it is super lightweight, does not tarnish and has a lower chance of reacting to your skin.

Each piece is hand stamped which means that each letter, number, symbol and design is stamped one at a time by hand. Because of the hand made nature of my stamped jewellery, some letters may not be 100% perfectly aligned or all the same depth. This makes each piece completely unique and special.

All my products are handmade by me in United Kingdom. Please bear this in mind when ordering from overseas as it will impact upon your delivery timescale.

UK POSTAGE:
Our standard shipping method is Royal Mail 2nd Class. This service is not fully tracked - tracking updates are only available once the order has been delivered. Delivery usually takes 2–3 working days but please allow up to 5 working days.

Delivery upgrades are available at checkout:
* Royal Mail 1st Class – usually 1–2 working days after dispatch (this service is not fully tracked)
* Royal Mail Tracked 48 – delivery aim of 2 working days with full tracking
* Royal Mail Tracked 24 – delivery aim of 1 working day with full tracking

STANDARD PACKAGING:
Each order is attached with twine to our logo kraft card and placed inside an organza bag ready for gifting.

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Perfect gift Well packaged

“Fast delivery, well packaged, as described and highly recommended.”

D

12 days ago

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Price:$10.13

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Shipping & return policies
  • Get it by
    Nov 17-18
  • Returns & exchanges
    Accepted within 30 days
  • Cost to ship
    $14.07 to United States, 43215.

Reviews for this item

What buyers say, summarized by AI: Perfect gift Well packaged

4.9

We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience.

(19 reviews)

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D Oct 24, 2026

Fast delivery, well packaged, as described and highly recommended.

D Oct 24, 2026

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Jo Apr 6, 2026

Got this for my boyfriends birthday - he adored it. Cheeky yet perfect.

Jo Apr 6, 2026

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

julie Dec 31, 2025

Lovely item in a nice gift bag made a lovely Christmas gift

julie Dec 31, 2025

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Caroline Oct 25, 2025

Item received quickly in a beautiful gift bag. Over all presentation went over and above. Item is a gift & I’m sure my friend will love it.

Caroline Oct 25, 2025

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May include: A rectangular silver-toned metal keychain featuring the stamped black text I HATE PEOPLE followed by a small graphic of a hand making a middle finger gesture. The keychain includes a circular metal split ring for keys.

Hand stamped "I hate people" keyring.

The main tag measures 14 x 50 mm.

This piece is made from aluminium which is a great alternative to sterling silver as it is super lightweight, does not tarnish and has a lower chance of reacting to your skin.

Each piece is hand stamped which means that each letter, number, symbol and design is stamped one at a time by hand. Because of the hand made nature of my stamped jewellery, some letters may not be 100% perfectly aligned or all the same depth. This makes each piece completely unique and special.

All my products are handmade by me in United Kingdom. Please bear this in mind when ordering from overseas as it will impact upon your delivery timescale.

UK POSTAGE:
Our standard shipping method is Royal Mail 2nd Class. This service is not fully tracked - tracking updates are only available once the order has been delivered. Delivery usually takes 2–3 working days but please allow up to 5 working days.

Delivery upgrades are available at checkout:
* Royal Mail 1st Class – usually 1–2 working days after dispatch (this service is not fully tracked)
* Royal Mail Tracked 48 – delivery aim of 2 working days with full tracking
* Royal Mail Tracked 24 – delivery aim of 1 working day with full tracking

STANDARD PACKAGING:
Each order is attached with twine to our logo kraft card and placed inside an organza bag ready for gifting.

Delivery details and policies

  • Get it by
    Nov 17-18
  • Returns and exchanges
    Accepted within 30 days.
  • Ships from
    United Kingdom
  • Cost to ship
    $14.07 to United States, 43215

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GertiesTreasureBox
Gertie
GertiesTreasureBox ·

England, United Kingdom

We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience. 4.9
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96.3k sales
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10 years on Etsy

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Smooth shipping Has a history of shipping on time with tracking.

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