Two Effing Deer But You're Worth It | Funny Rude Christmas Cards, Inappropriate Cards For Her, For Him, For Boyfriend, For Girlfriend

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  • Designed by OhCheekyMe
  • Materials: 300gsm Cardstock

"I nearly didn't buy you this card because it was two f*cking deer" - but don't worry, your special person is worth it!

A hilariously rude Christmas card for everyone who loves a laugh during this silly season.

🎁 PRODUCT DETAILS:
- Blank inside for your message
- Card size for Australia (Folded: 10.8cm x 14cm OR 4.25” x 5.5”)
- Card size for Worldwide (Folded: 6" x 4" or 15.24cm x 10.16cm)
- 300gsm cardstock
- Comes with envelope


💌 SHIPPING:
- Shipped in rigid envelopes
- Processing time approximately 2-3 days
- Estimated delivery time to Australia is 5-7 business days
- Estimated delivery time to UK or US is 5-10 business days


🍑 Want some more Cheeky Christmas Cards designs?
Check us out at: https://etsy.me/3lGZZ5I
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PLEASE NOTE:
Colors may vary ever so slightly between online screen view and printed product

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  • Returns & exchanges not accepted
  • Ships from: Australia

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Alex Oct 3, 2026

Funny card for the right person. Well made. Very fast delivery.

Alex Oct 3, 2026

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Tania Dec 28, 2024

Great Card husband loved it!

Tania Dec 28, 2024

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

James Dec 16, 2024

Matched items and great quality

James Dec 16, 2024

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

gaylene Dec 16, 2023

Very funny will buy again soon

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Listed on Oct 13, 2026