Kramer Sutra by Chelsea Martin
$4.00
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Handmade
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Materials: paper, years of research, dedication, SEINFELD, cosmo kramer
UNIVERSAL ERROR'S KRAMER SUTRA provides a peek inside Hollywood's 108th most popular TV character from one year in the 90s. Kramer Sutra's target demographic is made up of ironic weirdos and unsuspecting sincere weirdos, one group which you belong to, the other you think you belong to. Anyway it's all the same group.
Written and illustrated by Chelsea Martin
32 pages, 4 x 5.25
gift for seinfeld fanatic, gift for 90s nerd, birthday gift, hanukkah present, michael richards himself, or larry david even, maybe jerry seinfeld, gift for boyfriend, or girlfriend, or relative, gift for a nice-seeming stranger, gift for someone who is having a bad day, coffee table book, maybe you should give this to your aunt who doesn't seem to like anything, or give it to your dog to chew on, that could be good, or maybe you can keep Kramer Sutra for yourself because this is what the holidays are all about: three buddies sitting around chewing gum.
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Feb 3-8
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Chelsea Martin
Owner of UniversalError
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389 reviews
5 out of 5 starsThis isn't the type of piece you come across every day. As a diehard Seinfeld fan, I recommend any fellow superfan buy this, and prepare to smile at the clever wordings and original artwork. Fast shipping, too.
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KRAMER SUTRA by Chelsea Martin - SEINFELD bookRace Blakhart Oct 29, 2015
Having this book makes me happy because 1) Kramer is amazing and 2) so is Chelsea Martin. Thank you for your creations!
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KRAMER SUTRA by Chelsea Martin - SEINFELD bookMiranda McCausland Oct 10, 2016
I bought this for a friend who is obsessed with Seinfeld - they love love love it and did a reading of it at their birthday party. Seller was sweet enough to stick a note in on a little print as well which I quite enjoyed :)
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Kramer Sutra by Chelsea MartinBritt Moore-Shirley Jul 20, 2022
Some of the pages were crooked and there was a typo or two, but I think it's a cute idea and my boyfriend loves it
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KRAMER SUTRA by Chelsea Martin - SEINFELD bookkiersten farris Nov 3, 2015
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