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Funny 85th Birthday Card her, Sarcastic Birthday Card for 85th Birthday, Joke Card for Mom, Dad, Grandpa, Grandma, Aunt, Uncle 85 Year Old

Price:$6.80+

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  • Materials: Paper, Cardstock, 5x7 Greeting Card

Joking Sarcastic 85th Birthday Card - Hilarious 85th Birthday Card

Shipping available.
USPS Ground Advantage – Shipped in a sturdy mailer with USPS tracking 2-5 Business Days to be delivered.
USPS Priority Mail Flat Rate – USPS tracking 2-4 business Days to be delivered.
USPS Priority Mail Express Flat Rate – USPS Tracking 1-2 business to be delivered.

Cover - I Can't Believe You're 85 seems like only yesterday you were 84
Interior- Blank or Personal Message added by Request

Greeting Card printed on card-stock paper

We use quality, 100 lb Cardstock Paper

This is a physical product, which includes a printed card and a matching envelope.
This is NOT a digital download you will be mailed the greeting card and envelope.

Standard 5" x 7"

***** Printable Version Available here:

The colors on the item you receive may appear slightly different than those in our photo mockup(s). This is due to the differences between computer monitors and their color output.

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  • Ships from: Phoenix, AZ

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5.0

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5.0 Customer service
100% Buyers recommend
5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Betty May 12, 2025

Great gift idea. I liked the personalization

Betty May 12, 2025

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Victoria Mar 6, 2024

Arrived quickly and looks great!

Victoria Mar 6, 2024

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Glenda
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Phoenix, Arizona

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