This is a one-of-a-kind handmade porcelain goblet with green glaze and gold trim that will remind your fans and acolytes just how rich you are.

It’s not just a goblet that says “I’m successful.” It’s a cash money goblet that says “my bank account is bigger than yours and don’t you forget it.” It’s for flaunting your status at the VMA after-party, for showing your ex what they missed out on, and for getting your DRANK on!

This piece is fired/glazed/fired/glazed/fired porcelain. The extra layer of glaze is the real gold trim and adds significant time and cost to the process. It’s food-safe, but I don’t recommend the dishwasher, and absolutely don’t put it in the microwave. It’s hand-made fine art, and should be treated as such.

Each piece is made by hand, from scratch, in my hand-built tiny house studio. This is not mass-produced factory goods from IKEA, so it may have slight surface irregularities. This is the honesty of the material and process and is normal. It’s the “wabi” in the wabi-sabi. Honor it.

Over time, this piece may show signs of handling or wear. This also is normal and should be celebrated. This is the “sabi” in the wabi-sabi. Embrace it.

Please look at my other items to see what other hand-made things are available. Thank you.