• May include: A frosted glass candle with a lit wick and a bamboo lid. The label features various line-drawn breast illustrations, the text "YOU'RE THE TITS!!", "3INSPIREDESIGNS", "100% HAND-POURED SOY WAX IN THE USA", "35HRS", and "8OZ".
  • May include: An 8 oz frosted glass jar candle with a lit wick and a bamboo lid featuring a silicone seal. The white label displays the text YOU'RE THE TITS!! surrounded by various line-drawn illustrations of breasts in different shapes and sizes.
  • May include: A frosted glass candle with a white label featuring various line-drawn breast illustrations and the text 'YOU'RE THE TITS!!'. The label includes '100% HAND-POURED SOY WAX IN THE USA | 35HRS | 8OZ'. Dimensions are 3.5 inches high and 3 inches wide.
  • May include: A stainless steel funnel pours wax into glass candle jars with cotton wicks. Text reads: 100% hand-poured soy wax sourced in the USA. Cotton wick. No harmful chemicals like phthalates, parabens, or sulfates. No artificial dyes - eco-friendly & hypoallergenic.
  • May include: Two frosted glass candles with bamboo lids, featuring a white label with colorful line-art illustrations of breasts and the text "YOU'RE THE TITS!!". One candle is lit, and the other has its lid removed and placed in front.
  • May include: A frosted glass candle with a lit wick and a white label featuring various hand-drawn breast illustrations and the black text YOU'RE THE TITS!!. The candle is accompanied by an open white cardboard gift box standing upright.
  • May include: A beige informational graphic titled Fragrances listing scent profiles for candles including Vanilla, Lavender, Clean Cotton, Pineapple Sage, Pumpkin Spice Buttercream, Coffee Shop, and Unscented. Each entry details top, middle, and base notes.
  • May include: A frosted glass candle with a wooden lid in a gift box. The label features colorful line drawings of breasts and the text YOU'RE THE TITS!! 100% HAND-POURED SOY WAX IN THE USA | 35HRS | 8OZ. The box contains shredded paper filler.
  • May include: A frosted glass candle with a lit wick, featuring a label with various line-drawn breast illustrations and the text 'YOU'RE THE TITS!!'. The label also includes '100% HAND-POURED SOY WAX IN THE USA | 35HRS | 8OZ'. The image includes customer reviews.
  • May include: A frosted glass candle in a jar with a white label featuring various line-drawn breast illustrations and the text YOU'RE THE TITS!!. The label also includes the text 100% HAND-POURED SOY WAX IN THE USA | 25HRS | 8OZ at the bottom.
  • May include: A light brown informational graphic with white text titled How to Order. It lists steps to view color and size options, select style, size, color, and personalization, click Add to cart, and repeat for multiple items. It ends with Looking for something else? and the URL https://3inspiredesigns.etsy.com.
  • May include: A frosted glass candle with a lit wick and a bamboo lid. The label features white text reading: Limited time, Sale, 50% Off Storewide!!, and Visit us at https://3inspiredesigns.etsy.com. The candle has a soft peach-toned aesthetic.
  • May include: A frosted glass candle with a lit wick and a bamboo lid. The label features various line-drawn breast illustrations, the text "YOU'RE THE TITS!!", "3INSPIREDESIGNS", "100% HAND-POURED SOY WAX IN THE USA", "35HRS", and "8OZ".
  • May include: An 8 oz frosted glass jar candle with a lit wick and a bamboo lid featuring a silicone seal. The white label displays the text YOU'RE THE TITS!! surrounded by various line-drawn illustrations of breasts in different shapes and sizes.
  • May include: A frosted glass candle with a white label featuring various line-drawn breast illustrations and the text 'YOU'RE THE TITS!!'. The label includes '100% HAND-POURED SOY WAX IN THE USA | 35HRS | 8OZ'. Dimensions are 3.5 inches high and 3 inches wide.
  • May include: A stainless steel funnel pours wax into glass candle jars with cotton wicks. Text reads: 100% hand-poured soy wax sourced in the USA. Cotton wick. No harmful chemicals like phthalates, parabens, or sulfates. No artificial dyes - eco-friendly & hypoallergenic.
  • May include: Two frosted glass candles with bamboo lids, featuring a white label with colorful line-art illustrations of breasts and the text "YOU'RE THE TITS!!". One candle is lit, and the other has its lid removed and placed in front.
  • May include: A frosted glass candle with a lit wick and a white label featuring various hand-drawn breast illustrations and the black text YOU'RE THE TITS!!. The candle is accompanied by an open white cardboard gift box standing upright.
  • May include: A beige informational graphic titled Fragrances listing scent profiles for candles including Vanilla, Lavender, Clean Cotton, Pineapple Sage, Pumpkin Spice Buttercream, Coffee Shop, and Unscented. Each entry details top, middle, and base notes.
  • May include: A frosted glass candle with a wooden lid in a gift box. The label features colorful line drawings of breasts and the text YOU'RE THE TITS!! 100% HAND-POURED SOY WAX IN THE USA | 35HRS | 8OZ. The box contains shredded paper filler.
  • May include: A frosted glass candle with a lit wick, featuring a label with various line-drawn breast illustrations and the text 'YOU'RE THE TITS!!'. The label also includes '100% HAND-POURED SOY WAX IN THE USA | 35HRS | 8OZ'. The image includes customer reviews.
  • May include: A frosted glass candle in a jar with a white label featuring various line-drawn breast illustrations and the text YOU'RE THE TITS!!. The label also includes the text 100% HAND-POURED SOY WAX IN THE USA | 25HRS | 8OZ at the bottom.
  • May include: A light brown informational graphic with white text titled How to Order. It lists steps to view color and size options, select style, size, color, and personalization, click Add to cart, and repeat for multiple items. It ends with Looking for something else? and the URL https://3inspiredesigns.etsy.com.
  • May include: A frosted glass candle with a lit wick and a bamboo lid. The label features white text reading: Limited time, Sale, 50% Off Storewide!!, and Visit us at https://3inspiredesigns.etsy.com. The candle has a soft peach-toned aesthetic.
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You're The Tits Frosted Candle, Breast Cancer Awareness Mammogram Humor, New Boobs Breast Implant Boob Job, Lactation Consultant Humor

3Inspiredesigns  
5 out of 5 stars

Item highlights

  • Dimensions: Width: 3 Inches; Height: 3 Inches
  • Made to order

Seller's description

*YOU'RE THE TITS*

Some people just need to hear it plain and simple: they're the tits. This bold, funny soy candle is the perfect way to celebrate the people who show up, lift you up, and make life better just by being in it.

Whether you're lighting it up after a hard week, gifting it to the friend who's always in your corner, or celebrating someone who's fought through more than most (hello, cancer warriors — you especially deserve to hear it), this candle brings a little humor, warmth, and "you did that" energy to any moment.

It's the kind of gift that gets a genuine laugh first — and then sits proudly on a shelf as a daily reminder that they're seen, appreciated, and pretty damn amazing.

A few of the many ways to gift it:

To your ride-or-die best friend, just because
For a coworker who deserves a laugh after a long week
Celebrating a cancer survivor's strength and resilience
Cheering someone on through a big life milestone (new job, graduation, divorce, moving on)
A "you've got this" boost for someone going through a hard season
Self-care gift — sometimes YOU'RE the one who needs the reminder
White elephant, Galantine's, or gag gift that'll steal the show

Why they'll love it:

Hand-poured with care using [soy wax / your material]
Clean burn, so the humor doesn't come with the headache of a bad candle
[Scent notes], designed to feel as good as it smells
A gift that says a lot without having to say much at all

- 9 ounce hand poured candle.
- Vanilla scented.
- Made in a 85/15 blend of soy wax for clean burning.
- Comes with a black lid.
- Label is sublimation printed to last a lifetime.
- Ships in crush proof packaging to ensure no breakage in transit.
- Printed and shipped from the USA.

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“Got as a gift, great purchase Great service”

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May 25, 2026

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Adriyel May 25, 2026

Got as a gift, great purchase Great service

Adriyel May 25, 2026

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May include: A frosted glass candle with a lit wick and a bamboo lid. The label features various line-drawn breast illustrations, the text "YOU'RE THE TITS!!", "3INSPIREDESIGNS", "100% HAND-POURED SOY WAX IN THE USA", "35HRS", and "8OZ".

*YOU'RE THE TITS*

Some people just need to hear it plain and simple: they're the tits. This bold, funny soy candle is the perfect way to celebrate the people who show up, lift you up, and make life better just by being in it.

Whether you're lighting it up after a hard week, gifting it to the friend who's always in your corner, or celebrating someone who's fought through more than most (hello, cancer warriors — you especially deserve to hear it), this candle brings a little humor, warmth, and "you did that" energy to any moment.

It's the kind of gift that gets a genuine laugh first — and then sits proudly on a shelf as a daily reminder that they're seen, appreciated, and pretty damn amazing.

A few of the many ways to gift it:

To your ride-or-die best friend, just because
For a coworker who deserves a laugh after a long week
Celebrating a cancer survivor's strength and resilience
Cheering someone on through a big life milestone (new job, graduation, divorce, moving on)
A "you've got this" boost for someone going through a hard season
Self-care gift — sometimes YOU'RE the one who needs the reminder
White elephant, Galantine's, or gag gift that'll steal the show

Why they'll love it:

Hand-poured with care using [soy wax / your material]
Clean burn, so the humor doesn't come with the headache of a bad candle
[Scent notes], designed to feel as good as it smells
A gift that says a lot without having to say much at all

- 9 ounce hand poured candle.
- Vanilla scented.
- Made in a 85/15 blend of soy wax for clean burning.
- Comes with a black lid.
- Label is sublimation printed to last a lifetime.
- Ships in crush proof packaging to ensure no breakage in transit.
- Printed and shipped from the USA.

3Inspiredesigns made this item with help from
Inner Circle Prints, Spokane Valley, WA
  • Designed by
    3Inspiredesigns
  • Materials
    Wax type: Soy
  • Width
    3 Inches
  • Height
    3 Inches

Delivery details and policies

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    Nov 10-20
  • Returns and exchanges
    Not accepted.
  • Ships from
    Spokane, WA
  • Cost to ship
    $9.70 to United States, 43215

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3Inspiredesigns
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3Inspiredesigns ·

Michigan, United States

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