Enschede Metro Transit Map

Fictional Map of a Theoretical (yet Improbable) Subway Map of the Dutch City of Enschede (A2 paper size; frame not included)

NEW: Check the making-of video at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlUFt-QkVmY

Welcome to Enschede, home to the country’s most overly extensive metro transit network for a mid-sized city that already has a perfectly suitable bus network. The Enschede Metro: so underground that you’ve probably never heard of it.

For the convenience of the international visitor, this map has been translated into English with the highest degree of literal accuracy, ensuring that no confusion will arise whatsoever when finding your way around the heart of the Dutch textile industry. Now you too can explore this beautiful city without being put on the wrong leg or feeling like you have been sent from the cupboard to the wall. Take a smooth ride from the northwestern city of Hanglow all the way to the picturesque town of Pantshorny in the south, or skip the busy city centre during the weekends by hopping on at King Street and getting off at High Bonecourt. Traverse the Aspenlow Estate while pondering the natural beauty going over your head, or leave for an adventurous detour all the way to the historical streets of Sweetwood Village.

The unique Enschede Metro Transit Network is available both to the weary commuter seeking an easy and accessible method to get from Ashmark to Bath Road, and to those audacious pioneers looking for the road less travelled. Pay no heed to the pretentious voices in the Randstad saying ‘why would you even want to go there’, ‘what does a town this size need a metro for’ or ‘excuse me, I’m trying to get to work, stop harassing me with random questions about Enschede’. The Enschede Metro is truly something you have to see in order to believe.