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Divorce card, divorced, 2 Sizes, divorce congrats, funny, humour, Novelty Divorce Gift, Dickhead has gone.

Twinklegiftsandcards  
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Star Seller. This seller consistently earned 5-star reviews, shipped on time, and replied quickly to any messages they received.

Highlights

  • Party decor for gatherings and celebrations

Celebrate a fresh start… with a bit of attitude 😏

This bold and cheeky card reads:
“Ding dong the dickhead is gone! Congrats on the divorce”

Perfect for friends who appreciate humour with a savage edge.

D E T A I L S

-The card is Premium quality thick 300gsm card and measures approx 6x6 or 7x7.
-Comes with a blank white envelope in a protective cellophane bag.
-The cards are dispatched in a card backed envelope.
-On the back of the card will be a smaller image of the design.
- It is left blank inside for you to include your own personal message. If you would like a message printed inside the card, please message me and I will be more than happy to help you.
-Your card can also be sent to the recipient if this is required. Please enter details in the personalisation box.

P O S T A G E

- We will have your order ready to post the next working day i.e if you order on a weekend this will be sent out on Monday.
- We post with Royal Mail using their Second class service. I also offer a First Class postage upgrade at the checkout.
- Please leave plenty of time to order before the occasion you need it for. Once it arrives at the Post Office we can't control the speed it gets to you

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  • Returns & exchanges not accepted
  • Ships from: United Kingdom

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What buyers say, summarized by AI: Great quality Love it Looks great Fast shipping As described Perfect gift

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Sue Jun 14, 2026

Excellent very funny my friend loved it cheered her up. Very unique card.x

Sue Jun 14, 2026

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Eilidh Mar 20, 2026

Perfect card for the occasion

Eilidh Mar 20, 2026

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Michele Nov 30, 2025

Loved the card. Just as advertised

Michele Nov 30, 2025

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Jenni Nov 15, 2025

Hilarious card - well received!

Jenni Nov 15, 2025

Haley
Twinklegiftsandcards ·

Hinckley, United Kingdom

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