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Funny valentines day card, one night stand, anniversary card for girlfriend or wife, valentines card for husband or boyfriend, wedding day

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Highlights

  • Party decor for gatherings and celebrations

  • Materials: card, white, brown, kraft, envelope, twine

Greetings Lovely Human

You were only meant to be a one night stand

Square white greeting card
Approx. 148mm folded
Designed on 300gsm Luxury white card
Includes Brown Kraft envelope
Inside is blank for your own message
Posted in a cardboard envelope
Plastic free packaging
FREE UK DELIVERY - option to upgrade shipping service at the checkout

SHIP TO RECIPIENT
We can send direct to the recipient for no extra charge.
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* Select "Ship to recipient" from the drop down box
* Enter the Recipients address at the checkout
* Leave the message for inside the card in the "Note to Seller" box at the checkout

Give the best card on the Mantelpiece

Enjoy!

PLEASE SEE OUR SHOP ANNOUNCEMENT FOR ANY DELIVERY TIMESCALES AND DELAYS
*Please ensure all details are correct at the time of ordering. Including spelling, address and your email.
*If we are writing the card for you we will copy the message you leave exactly.
*Personalised cards are non refundable.

Despatched within 2 working days ( Mon - Fri)
Free Delivery in the UK – Please allow 1 – 2 working days

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We can personalise cards! If you have any questions or want to add any extra wording/change the occasion to any of our cards - including this one - i will be more than happy to do this if i can! - just bob me a little message via the conversation button before ordering to see if we can help you with what you are looking for.

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  • Ships from: United Kingdom

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(2 reviews)

5.0 Item quality
5.0 Shipping
5.0 Customer service
5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

KLP Feb 5, 2024

Absolutely beautiful item that was delivered quickly 😊

KLP Feb 5, 2024

5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Courtney Mar 11, 2023

Courtney Mar 11, 2023

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