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Knitting Not Listening Cross Stitch Pattern, Funny Knitter Gift PDF Immediate Download, Snarky Cross Stitch, Sassy Cross Stitch Patterns

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  • Designed by ThistleflatCrafts
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  • Digital download
  • Digital file type(s): 1 PDF

'If I'm Knitting, You Know I'm Not Listening' Cross Stitch Pattern PDF

You're not being rude, you're just...focused. And yarn doesn't ask stupid questions.

Whether you're making a gift for a knitter or treating yourself, this cross stitch pattern is the perfect way to announce that interruptions will not be tolerated!

If you're knitting, the conversation will have to wait.

This listing is for a DIGITAL PDF PATTERN only.
No physical item will be shipped. The finished piece shown is an example.

What's Included:

📄 Cover sheet with photo of completed cross stitch

🧵 Chart showing full pattern on A4 (3 different formats — pick the one you find easiest to read)

🎨 Key with suggested DMC colours and estimated thread lengths

Important Info:

⏬ Instant download — start stitching today

🏠 For personal use only (not for commercial use)

❌ Finished cross stitch made from this pattern may not be sold

🚫 PDF patterns are non-refundable (digital product)

Also available as a finished hoop at ThistleflatCrafts.com

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4.6

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5 out of 5 stars 5 This item

Ceeann Jan 23, 2023

Perfect for my project

Ceeann Jan 23, 2023

4 out of 5 stars 4 This item

Inactive account Sep 16, 2022

This pattern is fantastic as it is a knitter thing! This pattern is easy to use and to read!!

Inactive account Sep 16, 2022

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Durham, United Kingdom

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