Fictional Map of a Theoretical (yet Improbable) Subway Map of the Dutch City of Den Bosch (A2 paper size; frame not included)
Welcome to Den Bosch, home to the country’s most overly extensive metro transit network for a mid-sized city that already has a perfectly suitable bus network. The Den Bosch Metro: so underground that you’ve probably never heard of it.
For the convenience of the international visitor, this map has been translated into English with the highest degree of literal accuracy, ensuring that no confusion will arise whatsoever when finding your way around the City of the Duke’s Forest. Now you too can explore this beautiful city without being put on the wrong leg or feeling like you have been sent from the cupboard to the wall.
Take a smooth ride from the northwestern town of Angels all the way to the picturesque village of Maceside in the southeast, or skip the busy city centre during the weekends by hopping on at Wide Port and getting off at Crotch Brothers. Traverse the Bushy Pants while pondering the natural beauty going over your head, or leave for an adventurous detour all the way to the historical streets of Roxmills.
The unique Den Bosch Metro Transit Network is available both to the weary commuter seeking an easy and accessible method to get from Archduke Lane to Bacon Street, and to those audacious pioneers looking for the road less travelled. Pay no heed to the pretentious voices in the Randstad saying ‘why would you even want to go there’, ‘what does a town this size need a metro for’ or ‘excuse me, I’m trying to get to work, stop harassing me with random questions about Den Bosch’. The Den Bosch Metro is truly something you have to see in order to believe.